Josko Gvardiol

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Without wishing to be a typically confused man of advancing years. Does anyone, indeed anybody, have a single clue what the actual fuck is going on at this stage?
Vanchi’s friend is going to Novigrad on Friday. She owes Vanchi a favour, having failed to take her (Vanchi) to the big Josko party last December. The friend is going to seek out Josko and find out what’s going on. So can we all just wait until Vanchi’s friend reports in.
 
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. Then Sheik Mansour brought City. And then Prince William started wearing his mother's clothes.
Yeah but what airport in the former Yugoslavia was he when he did that?
 
That's me done for stuff like that, leave it to others now.
You injected some fun into the forum for a bit rather than the endless repetitive sentiments regurgitated every day. Don’t stop- even if you are only right 1 in 3 it’s better than none at all! Anyone getting too concerned about it needs to get a grip… as long as it’s posted in good faith and not to wind people up who really cares
 
no no no, zadar is the closest one in croatia, or ancona in italy. we have more than one novigrad.

i’m not near zadar i’m afraid, but i will tell my friend to ask him if she sees him, why not? (joško always says why not and it turns out it’s a really great approach to life :D )

i also told her to inform him of my cunning plan. our national team basically doesn’t have an attack. so, joško joins city, meets haaland, if norway fail to qualify for the euros haaland will be free, see where i’m goin with this? we can just get him a wig and call him halandić. success!
Mad that an airport in Italy is nearer, my geography isn't what it used to be.
I think all folk from Eastern European countries have that chilled aura about them, there are a few parents at my daughters school from that neck of the woods and they are just so laid back and relaxed.

Halandic, got a good ring to it, almost holistic :)
 
The evolution of Gvardiol signing for City.

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At this stage of evolution the wheel and the suitcase hadn’t been invented.
 
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