Josko Gvardiol

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It did take a while for Stones in getting used to playing under Pep but Stones always looked composed even through his rough patches form. Can't knock Gvardiol's potential but he does seem to me at the minute a rash defender.
He’s 21 Ray! Still a raw kid. Of course he’ll make mistakes. But he has definitely the potential to be the best defender in the world. He WILL be after a few years with Pep, I have no doubts whatsoever.£20m more than the fridge freezer down the road seems small potatoes to me.
 
I hate to do this but I couldn't resist. Here's your scout report on Erling Haaland:
  • I don't get the hype and the only way this signing is going to happen is if Pep leaves.
  • I just don't rate that type of striker and I have watched for more than 5 minutes.
  • He isn't that quick for starters.His technique isn't that special either.
  • We just don't play that style of football that will play to his strengths and his agent will still be a major stumbling block.
  • Fuck it. Lets sign Edinson Cavani. Much better player than Haaland.
  • Haaland isn't anything like Lewandowski. Teams will work out how to defend against him and he will have barren spells. Mbappe is having similar problems right now.
  • Haaland has achieved very little to be considered to be anything like as the van Persie signing.
  • I don't think he is high on the list of Aguero's replacements.
  • He would struggle to adapt to Pep's tactics so he isn't a guarantee. In a couple years time Delap could be knocking on the door.
  • Haaland will need time too and although he is good but not that good. Delap will save us money without the Raiola headache.
  • I'm not that impressed with Haaland. Would struggle with Pep as manager.
  • We had already equally talented players in the academy already.
  • Delap will match Haaland's achievements.
  • Coaches like Moyes, Hodgson, Allardyce would still find a way of keeping Haaland very quiet.
  • There are plenty flaws in Haaland's game would get exposed in our set up.
  • Haaland hasn't come across many teams that have completely parked the bus for starters. There are a few teams in the Premier League who loves to do that.
I'm not trying to take the piss or anything but I think it suggests that you've not exactly got a keen eye for talent.

Relax, mate, Gvardiol is a top, top quality player. If he signs then you'll understand that within a handful of games for us.
Time for change of username methinks
Not many coukld survive such ignominy
 
I hate to do this but I couldn't resist. Here's your scout report on Erling Haaland:
  • I don't get the hype and the only way this signing is going to happen is if Pep leaves.
  • I just don't rate that type of striker and I have watched for more than 5 minutes.
  • He isn't that quick for starters.His technique isn't that special either.
  • We just don't play that style of football that will play to his strengths and his agent will still be a major stumbling block.
  • Fuck it. Lets sign Edinson Cavani. Much better player than Haaland.
  • Haaland isn't anything like Lewandowski. Teams will work out how to defend against him and he will have barren spells. Mbappe is having similar problems right now.
  • Haaland has achieved very little to be considered to be anything like as the van Persie signing.
  • I don't think he is high on the list of Aguero's replacements.
  • He would struggle to adapt to Pep's tactics so he isn't a guarantee. In a couple years time Delap could be knocking on the door.
  • Haaland will need time too and although he is good but not that good. Delap will save us money without the Raiola headache.
  • I'm not that impressed with Haaland. Would struggle with Pep as manager.
  • We had already equally talented players in the academy already.
  • Delap will match Haaland's achievements.
  • Coaches like Moyes, Hodgson, Allardyce would still find a way of keeping Haaland very quiet.
  • There are plenty flaws in Haaland's game would get exposed in our set up.
  • Haaland hasn't come across many teams that have completely parked the bus for starters. There are a few teams in the Premier League who loves to do that.
I'm not trying to take the piss or anything but I think it suggests that you've not exactly got a keen eye for talent.

Relax, mate, Gvardiol is a top, top quality player. If he signs then you'll understand that within a handful of games for us.
That should keep Ray quiet for a while
 
I’m losing confidence in this transfer happening. At this point he’ll miss all of preseason, so doesn’t seem like City are too eager to get it done. Reports outside of bluemoon continue to cite City not willing to meet the asking price.
But can you tell me how many Bon Jovi hits are in my post?
 
That is brutal. That piece of internet needs to be strapped to a rocket and blasted into space, never to be heard of again.

The problem with that it that it's rather like those capsules that are sent into deep space with a few symbols and objects indicating to other civilisations, should they find them, what stage our own is at at present.
 
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