Josko Gvardiol

[richards30]

Very harsh on Ake, who was outstanding for us last season. Akanji too, actually. But I guess that if you're spending God knows what (80m+?) on a player, he won't be sat on the bench. Also, I assume that Ake was being kept informed on developments before he signed his new contract.

Loads of game time Jim and the system will depend on who we play? That’s me putting Kovacic alongside Rodri and 3 at the back but there will be times it may be Stones, Dias, Gvardiol and Ake?

 

[remember arthur mann]

My Dad loved Paul Robeson too. Old man river, buddy can you spare a dime.

Paul Robeson was a great man.
I hadn't realised Jomo Kenyatta was also in Sanders of the river.
Ayee Josko, Ayee Josko.

 

[Goodlove]

To the tune of posh spice is a slapper!

Oooooh Josko is a Croat
He has a big black mask

He hates the vermin scousers
He makes the rags aghast

Loves butter, clits n avocados
Barms, muffins and a roll

His names the same as Peps,
And he’s pumped Ivana Knoll

Not enough football songs have the word ‘Aghast’ in them. I’m balls deep for this song.

 

[jrb]

The Daily United Fanzine has caught up.

The piss boiling on the comments is fantastic. Mainly United fans and Liverpool fans.

 

[Withnail]

We are buying one of the best young defenders in the world, this kid is a beast. Once this is done, I expect us to move swiftly for a Mahrez replacement.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Very harsh on Ake, who was outstanding for us last season. Akanji too, actually. But I guess that if you're spending God knows what (80m+?) on a player, he won't be sat on the bench. Also, I assume that Ake was being kept informed on developments before he signed his new contract.

When you’re playing up to fifty games a season and beyond, you need them all. Pep keeps saying it, and I really don’t think he’s sweet talking players. Also, there‘s this thing called injuries. Stones is definitely subject to them, so is Dias to some extent. If Walker stays, he’s not getting younger and he’s very naturally subject to injuries too. What I think Guardiola now wants is a bloc of about six players, all at a very good level, most who can be shifted around and still look good; and behind them, two keepers who are at least at a comparable level, even if one of them is clearly the preferred choice. Gvardiol can apparently play in several positions at a high standard. That’s what we’d be paying the big money for.

 

[jimharri]

We are buying one of the best young defenders in the world, this kid is beast. Once this is done, I expect us to move swiftly for a Mahrez replacement.

Greenwood, Sancho or Rashford.






"Hello; is that Khaldoon's cabs? I need a taxi, ASAP!"

 

[JewelZee]

Paul Robeson was a great man.
I hadn't realised Jomo Kenyatta was also in Sanders of the river.
Ayee Josko, Ayee Josko.

A fellow Rutgers alum...a true legend...

 

[CC1]

The Daily United Fanzine has caught up.

The piss boiling on the comments is fantastic. Mainly United fans and Liverpool fans.

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But surely Tkiki hasn't been able to negotiate this?? BTW where are all the doubting negative posters on here now??

 

[Summerbuzz]

But surely Tkiki hasn't been able to negotiate this?? BTW where are all the doubting negative posters on here now??

Only cos HRH read this thread, and duly educated by Bluemooner's emotionally incontinent squealing squadrion, immediately got on the pigging phone and told Txiki exactly what to say.

 

[Ray bloody Purchase]

The Daily United Fanzine has caught up.

The piss boiling on the comments is fantastic. Mainly United fans and Liverpool fans.

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Cmon Jrb, small u and l please, they don’t deserve the importance of a capital

 

[Sir peace frog]

Greenwood, Sancho or Rashford.






"Hello; is that Khaldoon's cabs? I need a txiki, ASAP!"

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[Haaland94]

To the tune of posh spice is a slapper!

Oooooh Josko is a Croat
He has a big black mask

He hates the vermin scousers
He makes the rags aghast

Loves butter, clits n avocados
Barms, muffins and a roll

His names the same as Peps,
And he’s pumped Ivana Knoll

That's a masterpiece!

 

[pudge]

I'm gonna say he signs for less than €100m and those whinging beforehand will be as silent as a Hollywood casting director

I ought to do the lottery this week

 

[TueartsCossackSpray]

Not enough football songs have the word ‘Aghast’ in them. I’m balls deep for this song.

Not enough football songs have the word ‘Aghast’ in them. I’m balls deep for this song.

For all those in SS1 it means in shock or amazement of.

 

[Paulmcfc2703]

But surely Tkiki hasn't been able to negotiate this?? BTW where are all the doubting negative posters on here now??

Surely it all depends on the price. Leipzig want £86mil.

I'm assuming it'll be something like £80mil + £10mil addons. We claim it's less they claim it's more type stuff.

 

[Fordyboy46]

What's the latest guys, been out for a few hours. This week or next?

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

To the tune of posh spice is a slapper!

Oooooh Josko is a Croat
He has a big black mask

He hates the vermin scousers
He makes the rags aghast

Loves butter, clits n avocados
Barms, muffins and a roll

His names the same as Peps,
And he’s pumped Ivana Knoll

Who's Ivana Knolls?

 

[Blue Bogey]

The other thing is, private jets don't fly from Germany to Manchester and then on to Italy with no passengers on board. And MPVs don't pull up to and then depart from planes unless there are passengers to collect. Someone got off that plane, but most people don't know who it was. Those (Cityxtra) saying there was nobody on it, not a chance. Whoever it was, they were either covered over and came out the front, or got out the back door when the MPV arrived. We'll know soon enough one way or the other I guess

Heard it was Leipzig representatives who arrived in Manchester. Maybe they came to collect a suitcase full of cash.

 

[Haaland94]

Tomorrow is the day. You just wait and see. Here we go!