Kevin De Bruyne - 2017/18 performances

[Gorton_Tubster]

HB KDB CTID

 

[Tugay One Cup]

I think he's having fun out there.

Honestly, he's incredible to watch. Not only does he seem to have a bird's eye view of the pitch but he ends up playing the opposition just as much as the ball. He does these little micro movements to fool defenders into thinking they've either got more time on the ball or that he's not spotted a pass to a teammate and then changes at the last second. That bit of skill at the beginning of the clip really encapsulates that but it's also a huge part of his defensive game for us. Navas used to be really good at it as well, showing the defender a direction or a space for just enough time to influence their next touch and then pouncing to dispossess. Such an intelligent player.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Happy Birthday Ginge.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Shit, don’t want him getting any older, ever ...!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Boring player, not a patch on super Pobga.

 

[NorCalBlue]

Shit, don’t want him getting any older, ever ...!

If we sent him into space at near light-speed between games, he would only age appreciably on game days, so he could remain in his 20s for about the next 18 years (assuming 60 games a year). I suppose he'd have to train with the team as well, say one training day for every game, so that's be another 9 years in his 20s. Come on Sheikh Mansour, I'm sure you can arrange this.

 

[Blue Til Death]

If we sent him into space at near light-speed between games, he would only age appreciably on game days, so he could remain in his 20s for about the next 18 years (assuming 60 games a year). I suppose he'd have to train with the team as well, say one training day for every game, so that's be another 9 years in his 20s. Come on Sheikh Mansour, I'm sure you can arrange this.

In Hyde where I am from, we have only just heard about cell phones and it will be another 10 years before any of us learn how to use one, therefore, NorCalBlue I shall leave the logistics of your cunning plan to you, please keep me in the loop by landline...! Many thanks..!

 

[NorCalBlue]

In Hyde where I am from, we have only just heard about cell phones and it will be another 10 years before any of us learn how to use one, therefore, NorCalBlue I shall leave the logistics of your cunning plan to you, please keep me in the loop by landline...! Many thanks..!

I grew up in Ashton and although I believe they've heard of cell phones there, no one has one since they've all been nicked by the local scrotes.

 

[Ban-jani]

Here’s to 5 more years of him destroying other PL midfields and defences.

 

[goater555]

If we sent him into space at near light-speed between games, he would only age appreciably on game days, so he could remain in his 20s for about the next 18 years (assuming 60 games a year). I suppose he'd have to train with the team as well, say one training day for every game, so that's be another 9 years in his 20s. Come on Sheikh Mansour, I'm sure you can arrange this.

Would be cheaper just to freeze him between games, like we did with Bony during games.