Tueartsoverhead kick
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r.soleofsalford said:Blue Punter said:Two of my mates went round Salford pubs selling Christmas cards a few years ago. They did ok until they went in the Flat Iron. One lad did the vault, the other in the lounge.
My mate in the lounge approached a dozen lads who had their drugs in full show on the table. He was bluntly told to fck off and stop mithering. Taking the hint, he headed for the exit. On the way out he told the other lad in the vault he'd run out of cards, but there was a few in the lounge who were interested.
He went outside and waited. About a minute later, his mate ran out of the boozer wearing a pint of lager and a load of cig dimps in his hair.
i know im crossing threads here, but we could start a collection and ask brooklandsblue2 if he could visit the flat iron and give one of his inspiration seminars.
You just couldn't help yourself could you ? lol