Kids/adults running onto the pitch after the final whistle

[warpig]

ffs

Practical advice, if nothing else.

 

[WillT]

At the Watford game the security guy’s little wand started beeping on my shoulder/arm. He just said “have you got anything metal in there mate?” To which I said “no.”

At Wembley I had a similar experience - I set the alarm off, not sure why (portable charger or phone cable?) but the bloke saw an object sticking out in a different area entirely, showed him it was my phone and he waved me through. Didn't even bother checking the pocket that set off the alarm!

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

At Wembley I had a similar experience - I set the alarm off, not sure why (portable charger or phone cable?) but the bloke saw an object sticking out in a different area entirely, showed him it was my phone and he waved me through. Didn't even bother checking the pocket that set off the alarm!

I’ve stumbled into Wembley pissed out of my head carrying a bottle of beer from the shop before now, and carried a pint from the bar to the seats without the security giving a shit

 

[paulchapo]

I could’ve easily had 10 hand grenades, a machete, a shotgun and a half and half scarf hidden up there.

Sounds like my nights out at Genevieve's in Longsight. Even then I didn't feel safe.

 

[Franny 1234]

Middlesbrough have clamped down, no messing

Middlesbrough issue life ban to fan following son’s Riverside pitch invasion

A father who allowed his child to run on the pitch at Middlesbrough during the Championship match with Stoke has been banned from the Riverside for life

www.theguardian.com

That's the way to stop the problem
BAN THE PARENTS.

 

[paulchapo]

That's the way to stop the problem
BAN THE PARENTS.

Something has to be done as it's getting ridiculous and holding up the games, plus it can be a danger to players if it's allowed to just continue. What if some warped parent send his 10 year old lad on to stab a player in the leg or similar? As the kid is under the age of criminal responsibility he may not face charges. Every club should send out correspondence warning fans of the consequences of it happening then they can't whine if they're banned.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Sniper on the top of the Colin Bell, graze shot to the arm, then kill shot if they cross the halfway line.

Anyone bringing a poster asking for a shirt, take them out in their seat.

Half and half scarf, in the stomach, let them bleed out.

 

[Invisible Man's Bandage]

Sniper on the top of the Colin Bell, graze shot to the arm, then kill shot if they cross the halfway line.

Anyone bringing a poster asking for a shirt, take them out in their seat.

Half and half scarf, in the stomach, let them bleed out.

Cue the usual bleeding heart liberals getting up in arms with their faux outrage but the fact is you wouldn't have to do this many times before the twin scourges of kids on the pitch and half and half scarves were permanently eliminated.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I don’t mind it after the final whistle of a big game. We’ve entered the pitch in our thousands many times.

But during the game, lifetime bans should be imposed. Not just on the adult but also the kid. Why only punish the adult?

Who’s to say we wouldn’t have scored a 5th in the time those twats were on the pitch against Madrid last week. It was a crazy game, Bernardo had the ball and we were about to attack… those invaders could have stopped us scoring!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Sniper on the top of the Colin Bell, graze shot to the arm, then kill shot if they cross the halfway line.

Anyone bringing a poster asking for a shirt, take them out in their seat.

Half and half scarf, in the stomach, let them bleed out.

I’m all for that! Where do I sign?

Also, may I add; anyone who gets their phone out during the game?