Knee jerk slag a player thread

There's a big difference between supporters and fans. That is all.
 
my god my ball bag is hairy....but whatever you do don't use Veet for men

bored with this thread....in fact all threads.....bluemoon is a dull place

Yup....I'm a RAG and i'll F..k off immediately

TOS**S
 
Rascal said:
I will use this thread to slag off Silva

Slag
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i will aim my venom towards Garcia to start with

slow, overpriced,useless xxxt
 
You know who's shit? Those fellas who carry the stretcher. Fucking slow, indecisive and not strong enough! Thank God for the transfer window!
 
Aguero - what has he done for us lately?
Tevez - has to take 6 months off every year!
Balotelli - no passion, never celebrates.
Dzeko - only ever plays properly for 10 minutes
Silva - never passes properly, always kicking the ball into space and expecting everyone else to run after it.
Nasri - only here for the money
Toure - slower than Barry
Barry - slower than Toure
Milner - who? never plays.
Maicon, slower than Barry and Toure
Zabaletta - when did he last score?
Kolarov - can only kick the ball 40 yards.
Clichy - can only kick the ball into touch
Richards - always bloody injured
Kompany - lost his touch
Lescott - only ever kicks the ball backwards
Hart - cant catch the ball, woeful distribution
everyone else - makeweight, mostly rubbish.
Whole team - not one of them can take a decent corner, or make a good throw in to save their lives.
They shouldn't just be relegated, they should all commit ritual suicide out of embarassment. Shocking!
 
Well after reading a couple of threads on here, this weeks scapegoats are:

Hart
Nasri
Balotelli (you could put his name on here v every week)
Aguero (short memories eh!)
Tevez

I may have missed some.
 
malg said:
Well after reading a couple of threads on here, this weeks scapegoats are:

Hart
Nasri
Balotelli (you could put his name on here v every week)
Aguero (short memories eh!)
Tevez

I may have missed some.
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Barry as well apparently. Can't people just accept that we narrowly lost in what was a great game of football? You win some and you lose some. We'd win a game like that 8 times out of 10. It just wasn't our day yesterday. God is my scapegoat if he exists. He always passes sideways and slows our play down. In addition, he rarely tracks back.
 
We're not really here said:
You know who's shit? Those fellas who carry the stretcher. Fucking slow, indecisive and not strong enough! Thank God for the transfer window!
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I've noticed that too. The lazy bastards never get there in time. I've heard they taught YaYa how to track back!
 
cheddar404 said:
malg said:
Well after reading a couple of threads on here, this weeks scapegoats are:

Hart
Nasri
Balotelli (you could put his name on here v every week)
Aguero (short memories eh!)
Tevez

I may have missed some.
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Barry as well apparently. Can't people just accept that we narrowly lost in what was a great game of football? You win some and you lose some. We'd win a game like that 8 times out of 10. It just wasn't our day yesterday. God is my scapegoat if he exists. He always passes sideways and slows our play down. In addition, he rarely tracks back.
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Scapegoating God just about trumps everything else.

Unless we scapegoat The Goat.

Can we scapegoat The Goat?
 
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