Kyle Walker newspaper story

Has happened through the ages, a former footballer TV presenter once used the poor health of a family member to trade for the affair expose they had on him.

Walker does himself no favours, which is why the Sun in particular just follows him around to see what might come up.

They did it with Sterling, Jack, Stones and Walker, always trying to dig the dirt.

Leave the fuckers alone, whatever mess anybody wants to make their personal lives, is between them and their own four walls.

It's not a public interest story, much as a newspaper lawyer will argue they are a public figure who trades on his good name to earn the adoration of people and huge money.

Kyle did take on Neil Ashton as his PR the other year but don't think he is with him any more.

It's an industry spawned because so many people lead sad lives and need to read shit on somebody else to make them feel a little bit better about their own miserable existence.

People out of work, struggling to pay the gas bill and cunts like Russia, China and Iran trying to cause the next World War...

But no, Kyle from Sheffield, who drank too much and likes to show off his knob to impress a girl, is clearly more pertinent for the Oreo-eating, brain-dead masses.

Kyle, you've been an idiot again, but it's none of my business and I'm sure your missus doesn't need the fucking Sun to tell her either.
The Red Top trash have also got some doormen of some pretty 'exclusive' clubs 'on their payroll', who 'alert' them when 'celebs are in the house' and keep said Red Top trash updated on their usually deteriorating behaviour throughout the evening...
 
Correct. They broke up and he then had a kid with some reality woman.

Annie took him back when he begged forgiveness and filled the entire mansion with white flowers as he proposed.

If you remember, they also followed him during lockdown when he drove back to Sheffield to see his folks.
So presuming he hasn’t done a Dwight, that kid comes round to his and is a constant reminder of his idiotic behaviour?

They’re a special breed, footballers.
 
Has happened through the ages, a former footballer TV presenter once used the poor health of a family member to trade for the affair expose they had on him.

Walker does himself no favours, which is why the Sun in particular just follows him around to see what might come up.

They did it with Sterling, Jack, Stones and Walker, always trying to dig the dirt.

Leave the fuckers alone, whatever mess anybody wants to make their personal lives, is between them and their own four walls.

It's not a public interest story, much as a newspaper lawyer will argue they are a public figure who trades on his good name to earn the adoration of people and huge money.

Kyle did take on Neil Ashton as his PR the other year but don't think he is with him any more.

It's an industry spawned because so many people lead sad lives and need to read shit on somebody else to make them feel a little bit better about their own miserable existence.

People out of work, struggling to pay the gas bill and cunts like Russia, China and Iran trying to cause the next World War...

But no, Kyle from Sheffield, who drank too much and likes to show off his knob to impress a girl, is clearly more pertinent for the Oreo-eating, brain-dead masses.

Kyle, you've been an idiot again, but it's none of my business and I'm sure your missus doesn't need the fucking Sun to tell her either.
The Sun is a joke, can't believe it is still the biggest selling newspaper in this country
 
The Red Top trash have also got some doormen of some pretty 'exclusive' clubs 'on their payroll', who 'alert' them when 'celebs are in the house' and keep said Red Top trash updated on their usually deteriorating behaviour throughout the evening...

Some of my best contacts have been concierge and restaurant staff.

Snappers will always get a tip but the arrival of mobile phones has cut out the middle man for what goes on inside of places.

I once dropped a mate a grand for pics of a 30-stone stripper riding Simon Cowell at his 50th birthday party.

I got £15k for it and everyone went home happy.

Except maybe Mr Cowell, who rang Rupert Murdoch the next day and told him he was not going to sign a new deal for American Idol with Fox because of it.

Caused a bit of an international incident but Cowell backed down.
 
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