Kyle Walker newspaper story

[Deleted member 77198]

I can’t believe you drank it.

I was pissed up, you don’t care when you’re pissed up do you? Plus it added to the comedy of the occasion!

 

[Peaceful Terrier]

I ordered a pint of Guinness in the pub once and I needed a piss so popped my pint on the table, went for my piss, came back and everyone in the pub was laughing their head off when I came back… I looked at my pint and there was a depression in the head that looked like two eggs.

While I’d been for a piss, my mate had pulled his cock and balls out in front of the pub and dunked his bollocks in my pint. Every man and woman who’d seen it found it funny, nobody complained, nobody was offended.

I just skimmed the top off the pint with my finger and drank it!

A weird man hiding behind a tree wearing a long Mac and then flashing some strangers as they walk past is not the same as what Walker did. Walker did a distasteful thing but there’s been an overreaction to it. There’s weirdo dirty bastard sexual predator flashing and then a daft drunk idiot being a daft drunk idiot. Walker shouldn’t have done it and should learn from this but it’s not that bad.

Yeah, that's pretty much my mindset on it too. I played amateur Rugby League for a lot of years and pranks like that were pretty commonplace (and often worse) and men, women, old and young in the clubhouse would be in hysterics at it...I never saw anyone not down their pint afterwards either.

I think there are still some things in life worth getting wound up about, but this kind of thing just isn't one of them, though I appreciate it's easier for me to say that as he doesn't play for my club nor do I have to worry about it affecting our fortunes. On the contrary, I'd be a happier man if some of ours would actually show some fucking bollocks every now and then.

Is Kyle Walker a bit of an idiot? Most definitely. Is Kyle Walker some irrepressible sex case and a danger to women everywhere? Not even close. I think it's being blown massively out of proportion. No pun intended...honest:D

 

[Dubai Blue]

Did that Castleford rugby league player (Joe Westerman) get in trouble with the law the other week? If not, I'm not sure why Walker should. He's clearly been a dickhead but don't think it warrants anything more than what he's already going through as a result

 

[snorky]

I was pissed up, you don’t care when you’re pissed up do you? Plus it added to the comedy of the occasion!

I just assumed you liked the taste of cock. :)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Yeah, that's pretty much my mindset on it too. I played amateur Rugby League for a lot of years and pranks like that were pretty commonplace (and often worse) and men, women, old and young in the clubhouse would be in hysterics at it...I never saw anyone not down their pint afterwards either.

I think there are still some things in life worth getting wound up about, but this kind of thing just isn't one of them, though I appreciate it's easier for me to say that as he doesn't play for my club nor do I have to worry about it affecting our fortunes. On the contrary, I'd be a happier man if some of ours would actually show some fucking bollocks every now and then.

Is Kyle Walker a bit of an idiot? Most definitely. Is Kyle Walker some irrepressible sex case and a danger to women everywhere? Not even close. I think it's being blown massively out of proportion. No pun intended...honest:D

Same here! On my old uni rugby league team, on the piss up afterwards, whoever was the worst player of the match had to drink a pint called ‘around the world’ where everyone would pour a bit of their drink into the pint pot and the captain would dunk his cock and balls into it and the worst player of the day had to down the drink. Lads and girls alike would all be watching on and singing Daft Punk ‘Around The World’ while everyone poured their drinks in and the dick and bollocks got dunked and the lad downed it.

Then they had to do a naked run around campus.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I just assumed you liked the taste of cock. :)

There’s that as well haha

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

You have spectularly missed the entire point of why it is not on to do what he did

quick question.

Would it be ok if a female flashed her bits in a pub?

 

[Peaceful Terrier]

Same here! On my old uni rugby league team, on the piss up afterwards, whoever was the worst player of the match had to drink a pint called ‘around the world’ where everyone would pour a bit of their drink into the pint pot and the captain would dunk his cock and balls into it and the worst player of the day had to down the drink. Lads and girls alike would all be watching on and singing Daft Punk ‘Around The World’ while everyone poured their drinks in and the dick and bollocks got dunked and the lad downed it.

Then they had to do a naked run around campus.

Brilliant. And us league boys were practically saints compared to the Union lads if some of the tales I used to hear were even slightly true!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Any **** that pulls his cock out around me in a bar will get one of them little umbrellas stuck in the end of it.

I didn’t know you were into sounding!

 

[Pontypool Blue]

I ordered a pint of Guinness in the pub once and I needed a piss so popped my pint on the table, went for my piss, came back and everyone in the pub was laughing their head off when I came back… I looked at my pint and there was a depression in the head that looked like two eggs.

While I’d been for a piss, my mate had pulled his cock and balls out in front of the pub and dunked his bollocks in my pint. Every man and woman who’d seen it found it funny, nobody complained, nobody was offended.

I just skimmed the top off the pint with my finger and drank it!

A weird man hiding behind a tree wearing a long Mac and then flashing some strangers as they walk past is not the same as what Walker did. Walker did a distasteful thing but there’s been an overreaction to it. There’s weirdo dirty bastard sexual predator flashing and then a daft drunk idiot being a daft drunk idiot. Walker shouldn’t have done it and should learn from this but it’s not that bad.

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