Kylian Mbappé | Real Madrid Player (pg620)

[Chi-town blues]

Please please get me that shiny new toy!!! Don’t care if it means all my other other reliable toys that have brought me joy and happiness are discarded and don’t work properly again I just want a shiny new one NOW!!

Or something..

Steel dildo ?

 

[Phil1]

Steel dildo ?

If you insist. Cheers.

 

[Chi-town blues]

If you insist. Cheers.

Highly recommended.

 

[burning blue soul]

I remember being on the Piccadilly airport shuttle train and seeing mbappe before he signed for PSG. I asked him if he was signing for us, and he said he hadn’t got a clue what I was talking about. I’m sure he was trying to be coy, and meant he didnt know what the future held.
at least I think it was him……..

If he was holding a JD sports bag it was defo him.

 

[burning blue soul]

I absolutely guarantee, if you’re a City fan, that if MCFC announce he’s signed for us next week, you would be more excited about seeing us next season and get fully behind him. Don’t try and deny it - you just would.

Some players fill you with trepidation rather than excitement. Ronaldo had the same vibe about him.
Some players are better off at a club that suits their character. He needs to go to Madrid and play for them.
City is not the club for him, and we are not the fan base for him.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I don't remember seeing many City fans with low self esteem.

Not sure you'll find many on BM tbh

 

[RayCTID]

I know, I'd have serious reservations too! But think of the positives.
He'd be glad to get away from the situation at Paris.
He'd work with Pep at the best team currently in world football.
It would get great exposure for him and City
He'd get a chance to win trophies in England
He'd still get to Madrid next year as a free agent.
He gets on with Bernardo from their Monaco days?
Help City in the wide attacking position.

Just thinking out loud to be honest.

We've already got Haaland so I don't get the "need" and he is just too toxic to really work in our current team set up.

 

[MadchesterCity]

Mbappe checklist during Manchester City player transfer review

Pros

• Young and extremely talented
• Top 5 player in the world
• Prolific goalscorer
• In top 2 list for Balloon Dor over next century
• Future club captain
• Game changer

Cons

• Expects £1 Million a week
• Would destroy wage structure
• deal with PSG would be difficult if not possible due to ownership
• Only got eyes for Madrid
• Very poor temperament
• Financially driven
• Prefers Ribena to Vimto
• Looks like a TMNT
• Is a ****

It’s a no from all concerned!

 

[RayCTID]

Mbappe checklist during Manchester City player transfer review

Pros

• Young and extremely talented
• Top 5 player in the world
• Prolific goalscorer
• In top 2 list for Balloon Dor over next century
• Future club captain
• Game changer

Cons

• Expects £1 Million a week
• Would destroy wage structure
• deal with PSG would be difficult if not possible due to ownership
• Only got eyes for Madrid
• Very poor temperament
• Financially driven
• Prefers Ribena to Vimto
• Looks like a TMNT
• Is a ****

It’s a no from all concerned!

He says Muffin rather than the rest of the bread items

 

[Lord Blue]

He says Muffin rather than the rest of the bread items

think you'll find he says baguette