Lescott [Merged]

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

Go on, give us a poem la

There once was a cheeky young Manc
Who's club had too much for the bank
But all that he got
When they tried for Lescott
Was a heart that had already sank

Credit where credit is due lol

There once was dipper in blue,
who came and found out that its true,
when offered more money
Lescott thinks that it's funny
to change shades and become a TRUE Blue

 

[Darker shade of Blue]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

Alright darker shade..you seem like a level headed fella but got to say...
Lescott may want to join a side that has higher aspirations that to finish 5th in the league.. and even though we may not achieve that next season at your expense , the chances of us consistently challenging for the title within the next 5 years are substantially higher than yours.

Therefore if your offered Dunne or Jo or Richards plus cash and the player wants the move then the Everton board should take what they can get.... that cash will help your excellent manager pick another bargain and keep you ticking over till you join the money train !..

If we hadn't had half a squad to play 38 matches plus cup matches last season , do you think we might just have pipped Arsenal ?
Remember our losses were the equivalent of Liverpool losing Gerrard , Torres , and Carragher , and then some , in importance to both teams per player .

We are already knocking on the top 4 door every year , and have been invited in once already .
We don't need to sell Lescott , unless it is very lucrative and beneficial to the team on the whole , and it is that debate which will go on for some time before any approach or decision is acknowledged .

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

Go on, give us a poem la

There once was a cheeky young Manc
Who's club had too much for the bank
But all that he got
When they tried for Lescott
Was a heart that had already sank

A limerick? You can do better than that. Not bad but I was hoping for a better punchline

 

[Gareth Barry Manilow]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

Jags is a rag.

 

[Brucie Bonus]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

toomorrow, tomorrow, there's always tomorrow, cause today was a load of crap!!

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time...

 

[Darker shade of Blue]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

Go on, give us a poem la

There once was a cheeky young Manc
Who's club had too much for the bank
But all that he got
When they tried for Lescott
Was a heart that had already sank

A limerick? You can do better than that. Not bad but I was hoping for a better punchline

I can give you a full blown one , but some of the members who aren't as friendly might get a little uppity :o)
Best to keep the peace .

 

[Manchester1894]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

Go on, give us a poem la

There once was a cheeky young Manc
Who's club had too much for the bank
But all that he got
When they tried for Lescott
Was a heart that had already sank

A limerick? You can do better than that. Not bad but I was hoping for a better punchline

I can give you a full blown one , but some of the members who aren't as friendly might get a little uppity :o)
Best to keep the peace .

No need for that! Euuurgh.

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

I can give you a full blown one , but some of the members who aren't as friendly might get a little uppity :o)
Best to keep the peace .

Hmm let me guess, something along the lines of
"was told piss off, your clubs fuckin wank"

(we have always been able to laugh at ourselves DSoB, its what makes us adorable)
;o)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

Ok then BGIB - serious question - why did Moyes let your granny-shagger go to that pile of dung if he wanted to keep him?
And why is the Lescott scenario any different?
And why,while we're at it,do half of your fans want to ground-share with that load of arseholes at Anfield?

If you read what was said at the time, Rooneys head was completely turned by his agent Paul Stretford. His attitude even changed as was described by the court case that took place last year were Moyes won damamges from Rooney for stuff he printed in his book if I remember rightly.

Basically, Rooney went from being a humble boy to a complete arrogant twat in the space of 6 months, and was arguing with Moyes and said he had no respect for him. Which looking at the ***** attitude is hardly a surprise is it?

Rooney made his place at Everton unmanageable, so Everton cashed in as they had no choice.

Lescott is a mature adult who I am sure will not act in the same way.

As for the ground share, no, the majority opinion I believe on that is still to redevelop Goodison or move to a new stadium near Scotland Road.

Fair play & cheers for taking the time to reply BGIB.
Good luck for the coming season,(apart from the 6 points we'll take off you)...

 

[Jnr Kisby]

Re: official move for Lescott today...

there once was a cheeky young scouse,
who was often caught robbing your house,
as he walked out the door, he proclaimed everton top four
and we all rolled around on the floor!