Let's consolidate English and American

[Barcon]

The u is just waitful, think of all the man hours wasted by needlessly writing or typing it. I think we could move to a 30 hour work week if we just made that one little tweak.

And the "S".

 

[snorky]

What this thread clearly shows is that us brits have moved on. The Yankee doodles on the other hand are firmly stuck in the 1860's.

And you would know mate :)

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

I've got the rusty pen knife if you've got the balls

There s a song there somewhere!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

What this thread clearly shows is that us brits have moved on. The Yankee doodles on the other hand are firmly stuck in the 1860's.

It's in the constitution. They have the right to be stuck there

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Funny old place America, that has contributed lots to world culture but it gives with one hand and takes away with the other.

For every wonderful country music singer-songwriter or New York style pizza, there’s a bleached chicken and conspiracy theory.

And what have they given?

 

[Barcon]

And what have they given?

Canadians a safe and quiet place to holiday in Cuba.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fuck that, give the small Island inbreds nothing. It’s not as if there’s any uniform language over there anyway, fifty miles in one direction or another and there’s a whole new way of grunting

It's funny cause it's true.........

 

[Blue Maverick]

The whole English language is a farce, having a kid really highlights at how hard it is to actually learn, things aren’t spelt as they are pronounced, the same word can be written the same but pronounced and mean different things depending on the context it’s used, it’s a frigging nighmare. There’s an Australian guy on Instagram who highlights all sorts of stuff, very funny to watch but so accurate, I’m mean why use PH instead of F!

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Funny old place America, that has contributed lots to world culture but it gives with one hand and takes away with the other.

For every wonderful country music singer-songwriter or New York style pizza, there’s a bleached chicken and conspiracy theory.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The whole English language is a farce, having a kid really highlights at how hard it is to actually learn, things aren’t spelt as they are pronounced, the same word can be written the same but pronounced and mean different things depending on the context it’s used, it’s a frigging nighmare. There’s an Australian guy on Instagram who highlights all sorts of stuff, very funny to watch but so accurate, I’m mean why use PH instead of F!

Stage Door Johnny on Instagram is worth a look also.