Let's Talk Pizza

You can’t beat a chippy tea

I had fun ordering a pizza in the US…”can I have bazil with that please?” “Bazil” “ba-zil”, “bar-zil” oh for ffs let me write it down….Ohhhh you mean “baaaaaay-zil”. Was it really that hard to join the dots?
 
There are 4800 pizza restaurants in the UK.

There are 78000 in the US.

7x the people but 15x the pizza.

No wonder we’re so fucking fat.
There are plenty of places that don't have good pizza though and it's a shame to get fat eating Dominos or Papa John's. I've never had worse pizza than those two.
 
There are plenty of places that don't have good pizza though and it's a shame to get fat eating Dominos or Papa John's. I've never had worse pizza than those two.
For an absolutely mass marketed one I don’t think Domino’s is THAT bad but recognize 40 years ago I ordered it regularly to my college dorm because they delivered at 2 AM when we all had the munchies. Never had PJ’s. What’s truly awful? Pizza Hut and — the bane of all suburban parents’ existence — the inedible grease field that is Chuck E. Cheese.
 
There are plenty of places that don't have good pizza though and it's a shame to get fat eating Dominos or Papa John's. I've never had worse pizza than those two.
I’ve had donimoes once, whilst half cut, it was awful. Id rather starve than attempt another one. Never tried Papa Js, I like my pizza non racist. Oh, and I’ve never ever eaten frozen pizza.
 
Best pizza I've ever had was pizza in Naples when City played there. Was a very simple margherita with with fresh buffalo mozzarella, tomato sauce and basil. Cooked within minutes in a wood fire.

The closest I've had is from Rudy's in Manchester. Booked in next week for food before the game and I can't wait.

American pizza is wank in comparison.
 
Expecting pelters here but has to be thin crust, bbq sauce, cheese and onion, other toppings are optional but no shrooms or pineapple
 
For an absolutely mass marketed one I don’t think Domino’s is THAT bad but recognize 40 years ago I ordered it regularly to my college dorm because they delivered at 2 AM when we all had the munchies. Never had PJ’s. What’s truly awful? Pizza Hut and — the bane of all suburban parents’ existence — the inedible grease field that is Chuck E. Cheese.

You ordered pizza to your college dorm and you never had pajamas?

Is the a grainy video of you somewhere?
 

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