just remembered a bought a renault 5 from the auctions, i took it to grey mare lane market and put a for sale sign in it, an older couple asked me for a spin before they buy, sadly the side doors won't open for love nor money so i had to climb in the hatchback in order to get the front doors open.of course i failed to mention this when negotiating, i drove to the back of the market jumped out have loosened both doors from the inside, in they got and after the test drive decided to buy.thank you 200 pounds profit overnight. after a minute or so the guy comes back with in inside door handle in his hand, i said i was so sorry and gave him a tenner back, his wife said thanks for being fair and off they toddled.
two minutes later i was in half as i looked down the car park to see two old dears climbing over the back seats having realised the only way in was via the tailgate. i could hardly run i was laughing that much.
i was a bad man back then.
