the-ecstacy-of-eight
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Don't forget Thatcher, it's a well-known fact that she only did bad stuff to the lovely, happy-go-lucky, funny-folk of Scouse-ville.Hmmmmm, this Fuck All you refer to.
Was it bequeathed to the City of Liverpool in the Last Will & Testament of HM Queen Elizabeth 2?
If so, then I am afraid you are clearly in breach of the new (dipper instigated) rules on tragedy chanting.
It is a well known fact that Her Majesty was to blame for everything bad that ever happened to those lovable scouse scamps. Fairly sure she was wearing a Chelsea shirt by a wall in Heysel, her Pimms didn't arrive quickly enough in a Turkish bar and I am sure the grainy footage was her holding a lump of concrete, then there was the time she was spotted standing atop a police van throwing empty bottles of stella towards the City coach. The coin filled plastic pot? It was for charity and some thuggish City fan jumped up and knocked it off. Never ever their fault remember.
Don't bother turning up tomorrow mate your card is well and truly marked!
Oh, and potato shortages, never forget about the potatoes!