Liverpool thread 2018/19

[MillisleBlue]

Don’t forget that Van Dijk invented defending

In his spare time, between eliminating third world debt and developing a cure for the common cold.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Don’t forget that Van Dijk invented defending

WRONG !! He IS defending..............

 

[bluethrunthru]

In his spare time, between eliminating third world debt and developing a cure for the common cold.

how dare you overlook his stopping all rhino and elephant poaching and restoring North Sea cod stocks..............he has had a busy 6 months - the rest of the year should be good though he has to start defending a PL title come August.....................oh hang on - I think there may be one thing he didn't do in 2019...............

 

[ccr]

So is muslim hate crime now down to 81% ?

 

[citytilllidie]

Been on RAWK.
Wow. You lads certainly are up your own arses.

Realising his team isn't good enough to compete with City, Klopp makes the decision, for the mighty Liverpool FC, to drop out of all domestic cups in order to try and win the Premier League.
A decision fully supported by all living Liverpool legends, fans and pundits, (I can still see King Kenny celebrating with his wife),
whilst Shankly and Paisley turn in their graves.

Klopp fails miserably with that plan, and the best team in the country, see out.
But, alas, all is not over.
Beaten numerous times in the European knock out cup, a dodgy VAR decision gives them a penalty in the opening 28 seconds of the final and that's it, just like Mourinho would do, Klopp parks the bus.

Now apparently, Liverpool are the best team in the world?
whilst Shankly and Paisley turn in their graves

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Scousers stop being racist and islamaphobes and everyone says well done

Jesus

 

[PepInYourStep]

Thing is deep down there's not a single one of them who wouldn't swap their season for ours, we know it and they know it. They'll cling to that CL trophy like a drowning man with a life belt because it's the only thing keeping them relevant(or afloat if you will) right now.

 

[solley attwell]

If Muslim hate crime is down due to the presence of Salah in the dippers team then why was it not reported that Liverpool was an extremely racist city up until then ??
Maybe if they sign an Israeli now then klopp will be put forward for the Nobel peace prize for helping end the conflict in Israel/Palestine

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Thing is deep down there's not a single one of them who wouldn't swap their season for ours, we know it and they know it. They'll cling to that CL trophy like a drowning man with a life belt because it's the only thing keeping them relevant(or afloat if you will) right now.

It’s funny though because they all think we’d swap seasons in a heart beat. Winning a knockout cup that’s been done by an English team on 13 separate occasions or doing something that no English team in history has ever done? It’s a tricky one......

 

[BosnianBlue]

Those City fans that are too nice to hate them should just look at comments at Mail in the article about City going to CAS.