Liverpool thread 2019/20

[The perfect fumble]

I predict a riot!

Seriously, I think with all the stress and anxiety this season has brought them they are going to need a safety valve, and in true dipper fashion that'll be violence. Regardless of how everything pans out with this virus thing, the simmering resentment the scousers have towards the rest of civilisation will explode and they'll run amok: smashing buildings, cars, public transport, trains, office blocks etc. Then they'll turn their burning anger on anyone who happens to be around at the time, and there'll be serious injuries and maybe fatalities - caused by these feral, benefit-scrounging mutants.

What's the old saying about those who never learn through history are condemned to repeat it?

You need to sit in a darkened room with a bottle of whisky and calm down.

 

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[Brightwell’s left peg]

Just spat my tea out!!

 

[Viking blue]

I predict a riot!

Seriously, I think with all the stress and anxiety this season has brought them they are going to need a safety valve, and in true dipper fashion that'll be violence. Regardless of how everything pans out with this virus thing, the simmering resentment the scousers have towards the rest of civilisation will explode and they'll run amok: smashing buildings, cars, public transport, trains, office blocks etc. Then they'll turn their burning anger on anyone who happens to be around at the time, and there'll be serious injuries and maybe fatalities - caused by these feral, benefit-scrounging mutants.

What's the old saying about those who never learn through history are condemned to repeat it?

“The rest of civilization “ This implies that scousers are themselves civilized.

 

[Centurions]

I had to check to make sure that isn't a parody account, brilliant stuff.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Its an actual real time attempt to count chickens!

 

[Nellies left peg]

Just got back from church and lighting a candle for my Dipper brethren. There is a god after all and as long as everyone stays well in my life and those on here fuck the league this year and long may it be cancelled this season

 

[cheekybids]

If ever we aren’t going to win the league this has to be best way........

This is pure poetry watching Scousers like rabbits caught in the head lights.

 

[TheBlueDune]

"Now You're Gonna Believe VARUs!!!"

edited for winduppery purposes

 

[flb]

Correct decision to delay the league. Although, only until April doesn't seem long enough to be honest.

Tbf I think I'd like to win it when it's a bit warmer weather. Coupla cans, sun. Should be much nicer

I'm afraid sunshine other premier league clubs wont be participating in the PL to enable it to happen, the bottom six clubs for a start wont put up with it , neither will clubs above for that matter. Players rightly so will down tools for fear of infecting family members, clubs who's players haven't trained will have clear disadvantages against those that have.

So have your couple of cans of "bitter" in the Summer mate, i hope it tastes delicious.


You nearly won the league etc