Exactly. They have become such a parody of themselves that nobody involved in football would be at all surprised if this were genuine.
If any of you grief-stricken, sub-human, mentally stagnant wankers are lurking on here, here's a quick summary of how football leagues work: all league teams play each other twice over the course of the season, that's it. Every other team in the Prem also has to play Arsenal, Chelsea and Newcastle eventually. It's actually quite a simple premise for those of us with average intelligence, but obviously, due to the general stupidity of all things dipper, you might need a while to let this revelation settle into your cavemen-like brains.
God! I fucking hate dippers...