Liverpool must be the member of a girl group from Warrington. A girl from the underclass who struck it lucky and had a spell of glory but as hard as she tries to be classy, you know that skanky behaviour is only a moment away.
Her best days are behind her and she sits supping cheap wine, snorting cocaine and sneering as Little Mix bury her groups past achievements.
She might be able to get done up and can even look presentable on occasion but as good as she looks going out, you know she’ll end the night with mascara on her cheeks, her shoe missing a heel and her knickers round her ankles.
The poor sap who she dragged home from the pub is only there so he can laugh about it to his mates the next time “Whole Again” comes on the jukebox in their local.