Liverpool thread 2019/20

[jimharri]

25 I think if my brains working

Absolutely bang on....

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Er....

"I'd love it if Everton won the league," said no Liverpool supporter ever.

Amazingly, a lot of fans don't like it when their rivals win the league. I doubt most of you were happy when the rags won it.

 

[crazyg]

"I'd love it if Everton won the league," said no Liverpool supporter ever.

Amazingly, a lot of fans don't like it when their rivals win the league. I doubt most of you were happy when the rags won it.

I'm never happy when they win the toss, let alone a point.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Er....

If there’s one thing I can’t fucking stand, it’s someone who can’t hold a tune.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

If there’s one thing I can’t fucking stand, it’s someone who can’t hold a tune.

I'll send you a copy of my greatest hits of "belting Shower ballads", the sound will be somewhere in between the above and @aguero93:20 strangling cats.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'll send you a copy of my greatest hits of "belting Shower ballads", the sound will be somewhere in between the above and @aguero93:20 strangling cats.

In other words, Marc Almond.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

In other words, Marc Almond.

I'll take your word for it.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I'll take your word for it.

It would be my specialist subject on Mastermind.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

It would be my specialist subject on Mastermind.

I think mine would be "users I've pissed off on this forum".

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think mine would be "users I've pissed off on this forum".

That’s a lot of subject matter to absorb.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

That’s a lot of subject matter to absorb.

rather, but as the answer to every question would be "cos I'm a bit of a twat" it would be fairly simple.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

rather, but as the answer to every question would be "cos I'm a bit of a twat" it would be fairly simple.

Nonetheless, still a lot of data to deal with.

 

[aguero93:20]

I'll send you a copy of my greatest hits of "belting Shower ballads", the sound will be somewhere in between the above and @aguero93:20 strangling cats.

Never strangle them, that just gives the little ****s a chance to scratch you. A good sharp stamp to the head gets the job done.

 

[mat]

The rag has a point.

 

[DazWA9]

Think this is one of the most cringeworthy fawning articles I've ever read...

https://uk.yahoo.com/sports/news/30-years-hope-life-ardent-080029316.html

 

[mexico1970]

The rag has a point.

He's a knob.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Think this is one of the most cringeworthy fawning articles I've ever read...

https://uk.yahoo.com/sports/news/30-years-hope-life-ardent-080029316.html

I am 12. I watch Everton beat Aston Villa at Goodison Park.

I am 13. Everton have a season from hell.

I am 35. Everton are still a disappointment and haven't won anything since 1995, which our lovable rivals always like to remind us about.

Fucking hell, most teams in the PL can only dream of winning a trophy, Liverpool fans never shut up about their SIX TIMES and the CWC, but we're supposed to feel sorry for them because they haven't won the title? I mean, Man City could only have dreamed of winning titles in 1992. FFS.

 

[johnnytapia]

Think this is one of the most cringeworthy fawning articles I've ever read...

https://uk.yahoo.com/sports/news/30-years-hope-life-ardent-080029316.html

I am 17. I watch 39 Juve fans being murdered.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

A Burnley fan: "I am a sperm in my grandad's testicles. My grandad watches us win the FA Cup. It is 1924."

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Think this is one of the most cringeworthy fawning articles I've ever read...
https://uk.yahoo.com/sports/news/30-years-hope-life-ardent-080029316.html

Absolutely no self-awareness.