Liverpool thread 2019/20

[nmc]

Are these Dipper sympathiser pundits 'lone wolves' or is the Anfield press office feeding them this shit?

 

[blueinsa]

Well if they do we need to ensure we don’t gift spurs 3 points, United 6 points, wolves 6 points, Norwich 3 points. Drop points from winning positions to Palace and Newcastle. See where I’m going?

No not really.

My comment was on VAR, PiGMOB and the PL and not our results.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

John Barnes saying we should scrap next season so that this one can be finished??...so if or when we start playing again we should scrap a 38 game season so that we can complete 9 or 10...makes sense!

Don’t worry, Henry Winter will be along shortly lambasting Barnes for his naked and shameful opportunism.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Are these Dipper sympathiser pundits 'lone wolves' or is the Anfield press office feeding them this shit?

Can’t believe you’ve even asked that question!!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Probably already posted but gave me a laugh in bad times.

 

[Vienna_70]

The world health organisation has been in contact with Athletico Madrid for advice on removing a Virus from Europe

This has been going down very well at work.

 

[Cellarite]

Congratulations. Your Brookside VHS boxset is on its way to you.

Is it the bit where Anna Friel kissed that blonde piece?

 

[manimanc]

Well if they do we need to ensure we don’t gift spurs 3 points, United 6 points, wolves 6 points, Norwich 3 points. Drop points from winning positions to Palace and Newcastle. See where I’m going?

Yeah under a ban hammer if you keep taking the piss.:)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

If the PL do decide to give the title to Liverpool by default, perhaps they should be called Premier League Shampions

 

[blue is best]

John Barnes saying we should scrap next season so that this one can be finished??...so if or when we start playing again we should scrap a 38 game season so that we can complete 9 or 10...makes sense!

Only way it makes sense is if you’re a dipper fan, thank fook we’re not ;)

 

[Odd socks]

The rest of Europe will start to null and void to start afresh leaving the Premier League to stand alone in deciding if they will declare Liverpool the winners, should be interesting.
Spoke with one of their fans this morning and he was driving for all not completed matches to be declared a draw so 1 point each then close it down for the season, must be a new tactic to get them over the line.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Is it the bit where Anna Friel kissed that blonde piece?

There is a more recent Anna Friel boxset makes this look like a Disney show!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

John Barnes saying we should scrap next season so that this one can be finished??...so if or when we start playing again we should scrap a 38 game season so that we can complete 9 or 10...makes sense!

Well it was John Barnes so what exactly do you expect ?

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

The rest of Europe will start to null and void to start afresh leaving the Premier League to stand alone in deciding if they will declare Liverpool the winners, should be interesting.
Spoke with one of their fans this morning and he was driving for all not completed matches to be declared a draw so 1 point each then close it down for the season, must be a new tactic to get them over the line.

With the exception of games in hand, that is just the same as accepting current league positions.

 

[Franny's toilet roll]

To stop the vulnerable dying and to try and stop it until the summer.

It’s going to fuck the world economy and kill a lot of elderly and vulnerable people but to say it’s a catastrophe for the vast majority is out of order.

The fact is it has fucked the world economy and companies have gone tits up and more will follow, savings , will disappear, banks will fail and the trillions thrown at the problem will be paid for by generations to come. So the death rate may eventually work out to be low compared with other virus/ diabetes etc , but your life for the foreseeable future has changed

 

[Franny's toilet roll]

With the exception of games in hand, that is just the same as accepting current league positions.

DUH

 

[mixer]

There will be a 4 figure death toll and the ex dippers will still be calling for the league to be finished

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Been informed today ( by an acqaintance ) the Mo Salah has moved into a house close by to them.

I have been assured that he approaches his drive in a full 4 wheel slide and dives through the front door .

 

[Bill]