Liverpool thread 2019/20

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I’ve said this before on the ‘How would you finish the season?’ thread. The PL’s strategy is to do just enough to have the dippers be mathematically certain of winning it, then they will can the whole season and ‘justifiably’ hand them the title. They’re not interested in finishing the whole season, just enough of it for the dippers to ‘win’.

I can see this too.. it'll be all over the news


Example:
"NEWS AT 9.

Coronavirus death toll...

Care homes rife with the virus...

Medical staff still without PPE....

BUT GOOD NEWS NOW COS LIVERPOOL HAVE RIGHTLY BEEN ANNOUNCED AS ENGLISH PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!

After just doing enough to get over the line, Abu Dhabi owned Man City refused to play in their games due to "health fears" therefore forfeited both with 3 nil losses.

Upon reflection the Premier league bosses met with Liverpool and Manchester Utd owners to ask if it was OK to stop the season now as Manchester United scrape 4th with an unprecedented 5 penalty decisions in one game, winning the game 2-1. Therefore the season will now be finished..

Premier League trophy at Anfield to follow in the coming 30mins".
 
Oh dear. the 1 o'clock news has just said that social distancing may have to stay in place until there is a vaccine. There is no chance of football being resumed any time soon and even if the dips and the media got their way and tried to play games behind closed doors, the thought of thousands (millions according to the BBC's already written script) on the streets of Liverpool will mean the Government will not allow it.
So it looks like the title is staying with us.

Oh dear.
How sad.
Never mind.
 
Oh dear. the 1 o'clock news has just said that social distancing may have to stay in place until there is a vaccine. There is no chance of football being resumed any time soon and even if the dips and the media got their way and tried to play games behind closed doors, the thought of thousands (millions according to the BBC's already written script) on the streets of Liverpool will mean the Government will not allow it.
So it looks like the title is staying with us.

Oh dear.
How sad.
Never mind.

There’s always next year
 
Not quite true Kaz. Liverpool have won the last two (self declared) New Year Premier League Champions Titles
Fuck i forgot about that and the world champions bit of tatt

Please accept my apologies dippers

Love from a blue( whose team is still the proper champions)
 
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