Liverpool thread 2019/20

[bangkokblueballs]

Are they all being measured over a similar distance? I mean I can sprint at 100kph, but I can't sustain it for more than a few cm.

Bold statement!!

 

[kaz7]

He sprinted off at half time because he was bursting for a big dump.

That's the only time he has picked up any speed

 

[SebastianBlue]

That's the only time he has picked up any speed

And somehow dodged the drug test after the match.

 

[Easy]

Look at this bollocks,has anyone seen him sprint anywhere let alone faster than sane or ky,when your face fits they will make up all kinds of shite lol

VVD couldn’t keep up with Sane. iirc, last pre season Leroy went past him and scored. Then last season in the league, Leroy skinned him again, Van Dijk brought him down in the box and no penalty was given as usual.

 

[M18CTID]

What a pathetic rag that poor excuse for a "newspaper" is!

This isn't the first time that rag has spat it's dummy out about those chants either. If I'm not mistaken, they raised it when Wolves played Liverpool last season too. Fuck me, I don't ever see the MEN complaining about all the anti-Manc chants that get aired when teams - in particular the Merseyside clubs - play us and United. As for this:

Therein lies the irony. Wolves’ current captain is also a Scouser - the humble, the decent and the very likeable Conor Coady.

Quite what he might have made of those chants is unrecorded.

Which is perhaps for the best.

I suspect Conor Coady doesn't give a flying fuck because he sees it exactly for what it is - a bit of fan banter. Fucking mard arse twats

 

[lasereyes]

VVD couldn’t keep up with Sane. iirc, last pre season Leroy went past him and scored. Then last season in the league, Leroy skinned him again, Van Dijk brought him down in the box and no penalty was given as usual.

Penalty was given and Mahrez hit it into outer space (maybe you are referring to a separate incident)?

 

[aguero93:20]

This isn't the first time that rag has spat it's dummy out about those chants either. If I'm not mistaken, they raised it when Wolves played Liverpool last season too. Fuck me, I don't ever see the MEN complaining about all the anti-Manc chants that get aired when teams - in particular the Merseyside clubs - play us and United. As for this:



I suspect Conor Coady doesn't give a flying fuck because he sees it exactly for what it is - a bit of fan banter. Fucking mard arse twats

Wouldn't be too sure about that, he is a scouser...

 

[WestGorton]

Beat em on the ed with a giro cheque was the true classic.

 

[jrb]

Sly Sports News.

John Barnes has spoken.

It’s Liverpool’s year after 4 games.

John said the same last season.

John aside.

4 games in and Sly Sports News just had to track down John to ask him about
Liverpool’s 100% start.

I don’t remember Sly Sports News doing something similar with an ex-City player after City won four games on the run, let alone winning 18 games on the run.

 

[Indaparkside]

Sly Spirts News.

John Barnes has spoken.

It’s Liverpool’s year after 4 games.

John said the same last season.

John aside.

4 games in and Sly Sports News just had to track down John to ask him about
Liverpool’s 100% start.

I don’t remember Sly Sports News doing something similar with an ex-City player after City won four games on the run, let alone 18 games.

Certainly wont be inviting buzzer back

 

[ganganvince]

That's the only time he has picked up any speed

Don’t know he is in Liverpool it’s available everywhere.

 

[jrb]

Rousing The KOP.

I knew what was coming. After all it’s a Littlewoods fan website.

I’ll copy and paste it to a point. The rest of the article carries on in the same narrative about why Klopp should win the best coach award.

And you wonder why their support is hated so much.

Why Klopp deserves best coach award

The shortlist is in: Jürgen Klopp, Pep Guardiola and Mauricio Pochettino are in line for the world’s top individual prize for managers. Of course, we all know that Klopp deserves the FIFA Best Coach Award.

The German led his team to a Champions League title in June, the culmination of an historic European campaign. Liverpool’s continental success followed one of the greatest title races of all time, with Jürgen and his men somehow missing out on glory despite amassing 97 points and losing just once.

Pochettino had a season to remember in North London, defying all the odds to reach the Champions League final in Madrid despite making no summer signings. The Tottenham boss was tactically on point throughout the tournament, dumping out the exuberant Borussia Dortmund and snatching victory from the jaws of defeat away to Ajax.

Guardiola did what City do, he spent a lot of money and won a lot of trophies.

 

[Gazza]

Rousing The KOP.

I knew what was coming. After all it’s a Littlewoods fan website.

I’ll copy and paste it to a point. The rest of the article carries on in the same narrative about why Klopp should win the best coach award.

And you wonder why their support is hated so much.

Why Klopp deserves best coach award

The shortlist is in: Jürgen Klopp, Pep Guardiola and Mauricio Pochettino are in line for the world’s top individual prize for managers. Of course, we all know that Klopp deserves the FIFA Best Coach Award.

The German led his team to a Champions League title in June, the culmination of an historic European campaign. Liverpool’s continental success followed one of the greatest title races of all time, with Jürgen and his men somehow missing out on glory despite amassing 97 points and losing just once.

Pochettino had a season to remember in North London, defying all the odds to reach the Champions League final in Madrid despite making no summer signings. The Tottenham boss was tactically on point throughout the tournament, dumping out the exuberant Borussia Dortmund and snatching victory from the jaws of defeat away to Ajax.

Guardiola did what City do, he spent a lot of money and won a lot of trophies.

It's the oldest trick in the book ;- Praise highly the team you have beaten for the trophy and really you're just praising yourself.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I like how "win a lot of trophies" is in the category of "What City do."

 

[journolud]

As opposed to spending a lot of money and not winning lots of trophies which is what Liverpool do.

 

[Vienna_70]

No one remembers second.






Unless it’s Littlewoods FC, and then the media don’t stop banging on about how they reached 97 points and just missed out on the title.

 

[portisheadblue]

I see that van dick has been named the fastest player in chumps league - all 6 feet 4 of him was clocked faster than Leroy by 0.1 mph

I think the footage they use must come from VAR

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Surely a central defender should only getting to those sorts of speeds if he's royally fucked up?

 

[cheekybids]

I see that van dick has been named the fastest player in chumps league - all 6 feet 4 of him was clocked faster than Leroy by 0.1 mph

I think the footage they use must come from VAR

Any video footage of him reaching these speeds?

 

[portisheadblue]

Surely a central defender should only getting to those sorts of speeds if he's royally fucked up?

Maybe somebody dribbled past him !