Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Saddest, most insufferable despised twaaatz in world football, there's another trophy, you wankers.
Stitch that on your shirts you utterly insufferable ****s.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

They make me fucking sick man,

Wish they’d give it a rest for one singular day.

 

[kippax4ever]

Can see Liverpool's next kit now, put all badges on from historic success

That made my hangover go away funny as fk

 

[Blue Mist]

On that picture of the scouts jumper with all the badges there is one for 'staged activity', so that's diving and bus bricking both of which are organised but does murder come under general activity?

 

[bakerdave76]

There you go, stick that on your shirt, I'm sure it means 'more' to you ;-)

And here's some ideas for next years away kit :-)

Don't forget this one for hacking computers.

 

[Drubas]

Klopp praising Manchester City in his latest interviews. Talking about how City/Pep has re-defined what it takes to be successful in the PL. The reason for Liverpool's performance being due to City raising the bar so high.

 

[kippax4ever]

On that picture of the scouts jumper with all the badges there is one for 'staged activity', so that's diving and bus bricking both of which are organised but does murder come under general activity?

Also ugg boots/going to the shops in jimjams fashion badge
Tipex teeth whitening badge
Tango on sunbeds badge
Ex ledgens JA,DM,c.nts badge
Merseyside finest fking useless badge

 

[hertsblue]

Moaning about the xmas schedule now, calling it criminal despite them being given far more rest between games than us and them playing Wolves after Wolves had played just 48 hours before

 

[Bluemanc100]

At my Brother in-law’s last night on the Wirral.. he’s a rag but a lot of the rest of SWMBO’s family are dippers... all going on about being “ready” to do the business at Leicester... horrible fuckers when in victim mode

I asked if it was true that some of the team have bad chests because the plane had to be cooled on the way home from the friendly comp to stop the trophy melting...that went down well...

 

[Ric]

Moaning about the xmas schedule now, calling it criminal despite them being given far more rest between games than us and them playing Wolves after Wolves had played just 48 hours before

To be fair, he was saying it’s criminal that teams like us should have to play twice in 48 hours.

 

[hammocity]

To be fair, he was saying it’s criminal that teams like us should have to play twice in 48 hours.

No need to defend Bugs Bunny, whatever he says has an agenda in behalf of the sad fuckers he represents.

 

[Ric]

No need to defend Bugs Bunny, whatever he says has an agenda in behalf of the sad fuckers he represents.

Yeah, I’ve come to realise there is little point in showing any reason in this thread.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Also ugg boots/going to the shops in jimjams fashion badge
Tipex teeth whitening badge
Tango on sunbeds badge
Ex ledgens JA,DM,c.nts badge
Merseyside finest fking useless badge

Not forgetting 'The Flipper Badge' for constant high pitch clicking which reaches a crescendo when excitable..

The 'Gobber' badge which can only be achieved by coughing up the stored phlegm which all whingers, sorry scousers are born with.

Note this can only be won by gobbling on 12 year old girls at 25mph through a car window..

 

[jollylescott]

To be fair, he was saying it’s criminal that teams like us should have to play twice in 48 hours.

In my opinion this is simply a diversionary tactic to continue to talk about us. It's clear that he wants to take the focus off his very annoying squad.

 

[worsleyweb]

I can’t stand Liverpool but I don’t think Klopp is too bad a bloke actually.

 

[Drubas]

Moaning about the xmas schedule now, calling it criminal despite them being given far more rest between games than us and them playing Wolves after Wolves had played just 48 hours before

He's actually pointing out how Liverpool have been handed a three days "vacation" compared to Watford, Wolves and Everton. He's against the crazy (and unfair) scheduling during Christmas. Pep has said the same in the past.

 

[ScottSinclair]

I can’t stand Liverpool but I don’t think Klopp is too bad a bloke actually.

Never been more torn about someone in football I think. My hatred for Liverpool is almost irrational, but every time I see Klopp interviews he either comes across very sensible(if you ignore him cursing the wind lol) or I have to crack a smile because you have to admit he is pretty funny at times.

But then again, his antics on the sideline infuriates me, should be sent to the stands in virtually every game that is close to be competive, and his attention-seeking is cringeworthy at best, and "attacking-the-tv-in-frustration-"-worthy at worst.

The fact of the matter is, hes the second best active manager in the world atm, and we would absolutely love him if he was here.
Just as much as we would despise Pep and his flaws if he was United or scouse manager

 

[kaz7]

Is it one of them drinks you order on holiday at a bar in Benidorm..?

Must be,never heard of it in football
This last one is paper machete,hope they don't get it wet

 

[kaz7]

To be fair, he was saying it’s criminal that teams like us should have to play twice in 48 hours.

In private he is pissing himself laughing

 

[Grealish’s Shinpads]

Never been more torn about someone in football I think. My hatred for Liverpool is almost irrational, but every time I see Klopp interviews he either comes across very sensible(if you ignore him cursing the wind lol) or I have to crack a smile because you have to admit he is pretty funny at times.

But then again, his antics on the sideline infuriates me, should be sent to the stands in virtually every game that is close to be competive, and his attention-seeking is cringeworthy at best, and "attacking-the-tv-in-frustration-"-worthy at worst.

The fact of the matter is, hes the second best active manager in the world atm, and we would absolutely love him if he was here.
Just as much as we would despise Pep and his flaws if he was United or scouse manager

I’d say he’s the third best. Conte is better in my opinion.