Liverpool thread 2020/21

[LGWIO]

If only Neil Armstrong would have had the presence of mind to utter the immortal words “This means more” as he stepped into the moon, he really could have made a name for himself.

I heard Armstrong DID actually utter those very words...but some terrible Chelsea fan working for NASA on the feed (from the Nevada desert!) deleted them. Those Chelsea fans get everywhere!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I heard Armstrong DID actually utter those very words...but some terrible Chelsea fan working for NASA on the feed (from the Nevada desert!) deleted them. Those Chelsea fans get everywhere!

I think you’ll find it was the Belgian skinheads on the NASA feed, mate ;-)

 

[The perfect fumble]

some terrible Chelsea fan working for NASA on the feed (from the Nevada desert!) deleted them. Those Chelsea fans get everywhere!

"One step beyond"

 

[LGWIO]

I think you’ll find it was the Belgian skinheads on the NASA feed, mate ;-)

I also wonder if there were any pesky Albanians about, after all they are responsible for so much!

 

[laserblue]

Channel hopping last night (can't remember which channel I stumbled on) and I find Dippers v The Arse. Needing a 2-0 win to nick the title at Anfield and they do it with a forerunner of 93:20. I must say I really enjoyed Thomas's 99th minute goal!

Liverpool royally cocked that up. Once Arsenal had scored Liverpool played for a 1-0 defeat knowing that would be enough to win them the title. Serves them right.

The irony is that Liverpool later signed Michael Thomas from Arsenal.

 

[Gazza]

If only Neil Armstrong would have had the presence of mind to utter the immortal words “This means more” as he stepped into the moon, he really could have made a name for himself.

I think he was until some Dipper's fans chucked bottles at the lunar lander - NASA apparently gave their route away before take off.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I also wonder if there were any pesky Albanians about, after all they are responsible for so much!

I’m not an expert on Albanians tbf. They are so hard to distinguish from Greeks and Romanians.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I think he was until some Dipper's fans chucked bottles at the lunar lander - NASA apparently gave their route away before take off.

With Houston constabulary doing fuck all to stop them.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The irony is that Liverpool later signed Michael Thomas from Arsenal.

Can it be ironic if it was a conscious act?

 

[LongsightM13]

I’m not an expert on Albanians tbf.

The opening to a statement of mitigation at the seemingly inevitable tribunal hearing before the Bar Standards Board

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The opening to a statement of mitigation at the seemingly inevitable tribunal hearing before the Bar Standards Board

Shocking as it will doubtless be to many, I’ve never troubled the BSB!

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

You’re right, the scousers would somehow survive the apocolypse to allow for them to etch blame on the smouldering hubcaps strewn across the ravaged earth (which would be the new rags).

Even an Asteroid would know to avoid Liverpool.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Even an Asteroid would know to avoid Liverpool.

That’ll be the response headline in the MEN.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I think he was until some Dipper's fans chucked bottles at the lunar lander - NASA apparently gave their route away before take off.

Did they not nick the wheels off the lander?

 

[Gazza]

Did they not nick the wheels off the lander?

Houston, we have a problem.

 

[JASR]

Did they not nick the wheels off the lander?

Are you implying there is brick nicking life on the moon?

 

[SWP's back]

Shocking as it will doubtless be to many, I’ve never troubled the BSB!

Give it time.

 

[laserblue]

Can it be ironic if it was a conscious act?

From the point of view that Michael Thomas broke dippers' hearts then a couple of years later became one of their own and cheered on I think so.

 

[crazyg]

Did they not nick the wheels off the lander?

I once saw a picture (which I now can't find) which had the banner headline "Conclusive proof that scousers have landed on the moon!" It showed the moon buggy on bricks!
The first comment immediately called it a fake, saying that the radio was still in it, so it couldn't have been scousers!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I also wonder if there were any pesky Albanians about, after all they are responsible for so much!

There are more Albanians holidaying on Greek islands than ever stumped up for a City away day at York, and there were fuckin' millions at the latter.