Liverpool thread 2020/21

[GornikDaze]

"Global Scouse Day" today.
Some bellend who organises it just on the radio re-stating that scousers don't identify as english.
And that they are a special breed. Couldn't agree more to be fair. They are "very special"...

Simply deluded

Bit warm to be wearing the six finger gloves and Guinness hats!

 

[Easy]

Life has taught me to deploy phrases like ‘no chance’ as little as possible.

In 2008 there was no chance we would ever win the PL.

They don’t have the funds to rebuild the team properly so can’t see Slippy G come in and perform miracles.

Next season their target will be top 4 not the title.

 

[Nellies left peg]

It would be great if we the English could cut up the land and just let the horrible fuckers just drift of to sea .....in the words of Martin Luther King
I have a dream !

And stop their benefits from the Government funded by the British taxpayers

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Maybe more likely that the DFB will just promote someone from within the coaching team to take over from the snot picker?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They don’t have the funds to rebuild the team properly so can’t see Slippy G come in and perform miracles.

You don't know that for sure and you don't know how their circumstances might change as a club.

 

[TheCentralScrutinizer]

You don't know that for sure and you don't know how their circumstances might change as a club.

They dont get CL & their circumstances will change alright...

 

[Xhavenjoe]

It would be great if we the English could cut up the land and just let the horrible fuckers just drift of to sea .....in the words of Martin Luther King
I have a dream !

They'd end up colonising some other unfortunate country then.
Although the North Pole could be an option

 

[radcliffe1309]

They'd end up colonising some other unfortunate country then.
Although the North Pole could be an option

Probably USA

 

[inchy14]

Wonder if they will be renamed Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool

Only after a win

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Life has taught me to deploy phrases like ‘no chance’ as little as possible.

Wise words indeed

 

[Dirty Harry]

Wonder if they will be renamed Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool

I'm sure some aspiring lyricist can come up with a chant that includes the line " Bang the DJ bang the DJ ........ ".

 

[Akira]

Quit at the end of the season
Year off
Germany job after the world cup
Sounds plausible

Yes, in that scenario I think it's plausible. I just don't think he'd quit Liverpool for Germany job, or to take it up immediately after.

 

[Bill the Blue]

They don’t have the funds to rebuild the team properly so can’t see Slippy G come in and perform miracles.

Next season their target will be top 4 not the title.

This is the way I see it panning out..

FSG won't cough up the £10's and £10's of millions bingo will need to invest in the rebuild and he'll then be off quicker than a VAR review at Anfield..

Slippy looks like he's won a 2 team league so he'll be welcomed back into the fold as a winner..

He's a passionate dipper, knows the club, the fans love him, wears his heart on his sleeve, all the usual guff..

He also has the dipper sense of humour running through his veins as he apparently slipped on his arse once in a very important game for them, this after a few weeks earlier he was seen gobbing off into camera 2 that they wouldn't let it slip..

Still funny as fuck that..!

I think there's a song about it too, it's quite catchy..

Anyway, Slippy comes in, there's no money to spend, the Egyptian diver is flogged off and replaced by Morales who will be a perfect fit for them..

He will then dust his boots off and become their player manager to save FSG £££'s and continue where he left off, running around kicking the opposition..

Again, a perfect fit for them..

The great unwashed dipper hoards will cut him slack and accept the 10th, 8th and 9th placed finishes he will nodoubtably achieve in his first 3 seasons before fucking off in their droves, reminiscent of the Hodgson years..

Now there's a bit of history the dippers don't mention much which is strange as they fkin love a bit of history..



What a joke of a club they are rapidly becoming..!

 

[give it to gordon]

"Global Scouse Day" today.
Some bellend who organises it just on the radio re-stating that scousers don't identify as english.
And that they are a special breed. Couldn't agree more to be fair. They are "very special"...

Simply deluded

thanks for the warning , i will make sure my shed is locked, my car is on the drive with the crook lock on. i have taken my hubcaps off just in case. I wounded why the range had sold out of fireworks last night

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Life has taught me to deploy phrases like ‘no chance’ as little as possible.

In 2008 there was no chance we would ever win the PL.

Apart from with women.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Apart from with women.

I do alright.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Wonder if they will be renamed Steven Gerrard’s Liverpool

Slipperpool ;-)

 

[dadnlad]

They dont get CL & their circumstances will change alright...

project big picture rushed through?

 

[Withnail]

Two massive games coming up for the Dippers, tonight and Chelsea at home on Thursday. Let's hope somehow the Blades can get at least a draw tonight, unlikely but with an untried/vulnerable cb pairing it is a chance for Brewster if selected to remind Klipperty that he was wrong to sell him.

Hopefully, Chelsea can win today and will go to Anfield full of confidence.

 

[aguero93:20]

I think we already did that in the past. That's why so many dippers come from Ireland!
Maybe have to have another go...

No they don't, they come from the pale, they just got returned to sender.