Liverpool thread 2020/21

[Vienna_70]

I see Klopp is whingeing about the rescheduled Utd fixture date... 4 days between games... City have basically been playing a game every 3 days all year.

This is why they Klopp team always implode eventually, weak minded excuse culture.

He could always forfeit the game, or failing that, play his reserves/kids.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Whispers Liverpool might be in hot water with HMRC, something to do with image right payments and professional service companies?

It's apparently been ongoing since the turn of this year.

That’s what happens when you let Chelsea fans do your books

 

[BlueRockape]

It's been said so many times but different cheaks same arse.
No wonder they hate each other

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I see Klopp is whingeing about the rescheduled Utd fixture date... 4 days between games... City have basically been playing a game every 3 days all year.

This is why they Klopp team always implode eventually, weak minded excuse culture.

From the club that had more than twice the number of rest days between games than City (and the Rag's) over the Christmas period?

Wasn't moaning then was he...

Edit: Sorry. I'd forgotten they'd won the Premier League title at Christmas.....

 

[ysmsa]

You forgot the: "I respect them as united did it the right way blah blah bollocks" united fans are saying the same about the dippers. The mental gymnastics is something to behold. We've got them both licking each other's arseholes just to have a pop.

The chants will be good at the next fan attended match between these cunts.

"Its never our fault, let's blame City it must be their fault"

 

[ysmsa]

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Yeah cos that would be the first thing I think of if we win it.

Desperate Dippers

 

[ysmsa]

Tell fkin Trent Darby to get his medals out and put them on the table next to Phil's

Table?

He could display them on a Coaster and have room for a biscuit.

 

[Protein Junkie]

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Rearrange the following words
Straws at Clutching dippers again

 

[Protein Junkie]

How do I discover something new each and every time I look at / watch this?

How small is the guy on the rights head?

As a constant, I find myself laughing at the headless horseman as usual............ :-)

I know you would use this shot to promote “football and the disability agenda -sport for all” campaign

 

[ysmsa]

The trophies are stacking up now,

The Birth Certificate Cup
The Big Trend Trophy

What's next, the More Smoke Shield?

 

[crazyg]

Surely the topical biscuit of choice would be Breakaway?

Say no more!

 

[bluke]

That’s what happens when you let Chelsea fans do your books

They've got their own Scouse tax regulations. Their meetings with HMRC gonna be like:

 

[Xhavenjoe]

The trophies are stacking up now,

The Birth Certificate Cup
The Big Trend Trophy

That birth certificate trophy might be a bit dodgy.
Maybe should be replaced with the "Who's the Daddy" shield.

 

[Gazza]

The trophies are stacking up now,

The Birth Certificate Cup
The Big Trend Trophy

What's next, the More Smoke Shield?

Have they won the "If goals from outside the box count double" trophy again?

 

[Bill the Blue]

Would there be room on the same table if Phil’s were already on display..

You're not wrong, Trent Darby's medals would have slipped well down the fkin table, just like the one season wonders, flash in the pan, mentality monsters (fkin lol), scummy fkin team he plays for..!

 

[Gazza]

You're not wrong, Trent Darby's medals would have slipped well down the fkin table, just like the one season wonders, flash in the pan, mentality monsters (fkin lol), scummy fkin team he plays for..!

But Tits And Arse's would mean more.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Rearrange the following words
Straws at Clutching dippers again

Yeah, the difference is that for one of them, it's the start of his career, for the other it's the height of his career.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Look more like Habsburgs to me.

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the fat face **** has just shit himself and it’s all over the place.
The bald bloke has just said to him “fucking hell can’t believe you’ve just done that”.
The bloke in the hat is looking down at all the shit everywhere, and can’t believe what he’s seen.
The tiny headed lad has just noticed it’s all over his hands.
And the one in purple is checking his just in case!

 

[Maly]

 

[ysmsa]

Surely the topical biscuit of choice would be Breakaway?

Digestive, best for Dipping