Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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I've just realsied looking on Google maps that Anfield is sat in the Liverpool area of Everton. Odd.
I believe all this to be true, but maybe some is myth, cba checking

Anfield was owned by a rich Tory, who put up the rent for playing there, so Everton fucked him off & did their own thing

Now for the funny part: the rich Tory, being left without a team to change rent to, decided to start up his own football club, Liverpool. Having no players, he raided the Scottish leagues & bought Liverpool a load of decent players

So not only were Liverpool founded by a Tory (pmsl), they were also the very first club to have a sugar daddy (pmsl even more)

Even if it’s not true, they spread a load of untruths about our club so fuck it, it’s 100% true even though I’ve not checked
 
I believe all this to be true, but maybe some is myth, cba checking

Anfield was owned by a rich Tory, who put up the rent for playing there, so Everton fucked him off & did their own thing

Now for the funny part: the rich Tory, being left without a team to change rent to, decided to start up his own football club, Liverpool. Having no players, he raided the Scottish leagues & bought Liverpool a load of decent players

So not only were Liverpool founded by a Tory (pmsl), they were also the very first club to have a sugar daddy (pmsl even more)

Even if it’s not true, they spread a load of untruths about our club so fuck it, it’s 100% true even though I’ve not checked
Sounds gospel to me, must be true then! The original rent boys.
 
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