Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[ultimateharold]

Laughing at kids being tear-gassed is it?

That clubs fans pride themselves on being pricks, it's telegraphed on social media, Klopp encouraged fans to go ticketless, they can only weaponise the terrible policing in the 80's for so long.

 

[houraisen]

I laughed the most this year so far at this scene.

 

[lasereyes]

This three team nobhead clearly didn’t see all their flags referencing City today, the bad flute

Werent they complaining last week that we were wildly celebrating our title "like it was our first" . Only takeaway is they are utterly obsessed with us and our fans

 

[RayCTID]

I laughed the most this year so far at this scene.

Even worse than Raz's miss vs Lyon

 

[lasereyes]

I laughed the most this year so far at this scene.

I think he's blown his chance of a fly half
Rugby career

 

[The perfect fumble]

This three team nobhead clearly didn’t see all their flags referencing City today, the bad flute

They need to look to their own....

 

[paulchapo]

This three team nobhead clearly didn’t see all their flags referencing City today, the bad flute

Werent they complaining last week that we were wildly celebrating our title "like it was our first" . Only takeaway is they are utterly obsessed with us and our fans

No it's just added the icing on top of a great six days. I'd like to make him live up to his name and iron out the nomark prick.

 

[teddykgb]

They aren’t seriously having a parade are they?

 

[lasereyes]

A statement here by Gerald Darmanin, Minister of the Interior of France, from the control room at Stade de France.

He blames tonight’s events on fans with fake tickets and claims fans attacked stewards. He also thanks police for mobilising.

His statement translated reads: "Thousands of British "supporters", without tickets or with counterfeit tickets, forced entry and sometimes assaulted the stewards. Thank you to the very many police forces mobilised this evening in this difficult context."

Well he's wrong. They were Norwegian, Australian, Fijian every nation under the sun except British. Oh may be the odd Chelsea fans thrown in.

 

[paulchapo]

They aren’t seriously having a parade are they?

They are, on the anniversary of that event that never happened too. I hope it's a fucking monsoon of biblical proportions all day.

 

[Bluemoonadam]

Is that parade going ahead still? Would be superb setting a cheeky blue flair of there hahahaha, proper cheeky laaa.

 

[paulchapo]

Is that parade going ahead still? Would be superb setting a cheeky blue flair of there hahahaha, proper cheeky laaa.

A few cheeky banners along the way taunting them too, mind you you'd have to be a fast runner lol.

 

[lasereyes]

Reece James shits all over Trent I have to say. Zero defensive or positional awareness this guy.

Not to mention Kyle and Joao

 

[paulchapo]

Oh dear never mind.......

 

[cjn]

The idea that they’re having a parade tomorrow is hilarious to me. How pathetic.

 

[MCFCFanTX]

Scouse thought they were going to win the quad lmao. They're a cup team, nothing more.

 

[paulchapo]

The idea that they’re having a parade tomorrow is hilarious to me. How pathetic.

You can imagine the players, hungover, pissed off and tired, "Do we really have to go on this shitty bus tour?"

This brings to mind a story from when I worked on the ships. We got discounts for P&O cruises but on a standby basis. This guy onboard, a right knob, had booked with his wife, leave sorted new clothes bought, the lot. Last minute P&0 contacts them to explain they have to cancel the cruise as its now fully booked. They desperately try to book something else but it's now peak season and the only place with any availability was Blackpool! His wife is not happy but anyway off they go. The only place they could get was a shitty B+B and in true Blackpool summer weather tradition it's freezing cold, blowing a gale and torrential rain. He says they're about to kill one another so they get wrapped up and decide to go for a walk. The seafront is almost deserted but in the distance he sees another couple. As they get closer he keeps saying to his wife, "That bloke looks familiar." His wife says, "Don't be stupid we live in Kent, who else is going to be stupid enough to travel all this way to this shitehole??" As they draw level the man turns around and says, "Hello David fancy seeing you here,!" It was a purser off the ship, one of the most boring fuckers you could meet and a prize knob. Dave replies, "Mick, what are you doing here???" It turns out he was there for a marines band reunion and he insists him and his wife come along to watch. As he was a big boss he couldn't really refuse. They were stuck with them a few days and almost divorced it was so awful ha ha!

 

[jonah62]

Maths wouldn't be a Dipper strongpoint, I fancy!

Oh I don’t know about, I’ll bet the cunts know to a penny, what their benefits payments are.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

It's strange to me that they remind everybody at every opportunity about Hillsborough but when the local law enforcement agencies set up to stop a similar circumstance then the narrative is that the law enforcement is wrong and the poor, innocent fans were not at fault

 

[halfcenturyup]

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The investigation should start with why with their bloodstained history, did the manager of their football club encourage fans to decend on Paris with no tickets?
Did he not think it would end in chaos?
Similar to asking fans to make a hostile atmosphere for City at the CL game in 2018 and we know what happened there

He doesn't know much about Liverpool history, though ..,.... Why boo the anthem? Don't know, probably history. Why did Wolves cheer City goals? Don't know? It's probably history Jürgen. Why not tell fans to turn up without tickets? Don't know? It's probably history Jürgen.

And a new one after last night, probably. Why did every other fan want us to lose?

You would think, being a fully paid up cult member, he would know a little about all these things.