Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Seems the Dippers have another flakey Uruguayan. But let's be fair, it wasn't his fault! He was severely provoked, sez Klippity. Wonder if they have another set of tee shirts lined up supporting head butts!

 

[ysmsa]

That idiot probably studied advanced maths at school and that was what he wrote in the exam paper for the question ........

"What is the sum of 2 plus 2 and you must show your workings".

Advanced Maths to a Dipper,

You sell 12000 tickets for a match, calculate by any means possible the number of fans that will get into the ground?

A major tragedy at a football match caused by Liverpool fans.
Show your calculations to prove the number of fans to blame is Zero.

You have the best Team, Best Manager, and Best Player in every position and still only win 1 League Title, explan how this is possible?

Liverpool sell 1 average Player for a ridiculous made up fee. The fee received then funds purchases 10 times its value, how is this possible without the use of Witchcraft.

Illustrate how 1 man with 1 spade digs 1 hole in Stanley Park and costs £50m

 

[oldius]

I think the pricks at RAWK has deceived you mate. A previous post on here said that it was locked not too long after their humiliation and cleaned up three times.

Once a **** always, always a ****.

I watched the edited version then!

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Can anyone translate?

Are they planning to rob a bank ?

 

[ysmsa]

Little old ladies with warts on their noses are being hunted down all over Merseyside.

Didn't they used to live on the Kemlyn Road, Club couldn't shift em :-)

 

[oldius]

Witchcraft - File under W in Jurgen's dictionary.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Todays excuse.

Witchcraft

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I love this guy, absolutely amazing calms this year. Dry pitches, witches.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Its frightening over there...you cant tell me they're not deranged...from the Palace thread...

" Worrying that we’ve spent 4 points from our 20 point reserve, hopefully we can regain 6 points so we’re up to 22 points. Man City have a bank of minus 4 points though so if they lose more points, a negative plus a negative is a positive. So ideally we need them to keep winning, it’d be annoying to see them increase that bank by losing games. If we take their average points total of the last two seasons, add our 20 point bank, delete their bank, and then maybe see if Arsenal or Spurs have a bank that we can borrow, then we can drop 24 more points"

Fuck that would test Carol Vorderman, Brian Cox and Stephen Hawking.

 

[The perfect fumble]

So Klopps going with Witchcraft for this weeks excuse, thats new

 

[AColdNightInStoke]

I love this guy, absolutely amazing calms this year. Dry pitches, witches.

I can see his next one already. Claiming that goal line technology is broken.

“Dry Pitches, Witches and Glitches - Our Season of Woe” - by Jurgen Klopp.

 

[KentBlue]

I remember last year a few on here were saying Bingo has some kind of mental issue but I thought nothing of it...I've changed my tune, the man is a nervous breakdown looking for somewhere to happen.

 

[mexico1970]

The aftermath of this shitshow is delicious, the media can see the scouse resurgence unfolding as they slip back into the pack.

 

[Protein Junkie]

BBC Transfer Rumours.
With an unprecedented injury crisis caused by a Witch, Reds Manager Klopp is looking to kill two birds with one stone.
The German Maestro is said to be interested in signing Matthew Hopkins on a free transfer.
Hopkins who is just over 400 years old would fit the profile for the might Reds midfield.
Nicknamed Witchfinder General he is currently six feet under somewhere in Essex.

 

[Sky Blue]

I used to fancy her in Bewitched.

 

[HelloCity]

Vid showing how he got wound up.

 

[MafeotulBlue]

It’s definitely coming very close to the end of the Liverpool generation, i can already feel the tears and sadness as both them and the Salfordians revert to type ( mediocrity on big money ).

Two things now, Jude to City, Pep extension and then, game over.

 

[bornblueegg]

I used to fancy her in Bewitched.

me too

 

[creed]

Is that Gary Neville out trick or treating?

 

[East Level 2]

I'm still going with Bingo talking about witches because he is fed up with inane questions from interviewers.
No manager enjoys being interviewed after a defeat unless they can have a rant about the officials, so he was just being silly. - Either that or he's heading for a padded cell.
Actually, the padded cell might be correct as his next match is at an asylum.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

It’s definitely coming very close to the end of the Liverpool generation, i can already feel the tears and sadness as both them and the Salfordians revert to type ( mediocrity on big money ).

Two things now, Jude to City, Pep extension and then, game over.

And then the PL, the FA, Uefa 'n FIFA will engineer a rule book that stipulates that if a club gets more than a couple of points ahead at any time of the season their fixture list reverts to a family board game where you could miss a turn but the opposition waltz off with three points. This will be done on a random basis and will not affect every team 'n every league.