Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[halfcenturyup]

Didi pisspot Haman with a straight face said he accidentally walked into him and it wasn't a head but. He said in an interview this morning at 0830 in the queue outside his local Weatherspoons with a spliff in one hand and a can of dark fruits in the other.

He also said the earth was flat and gods wrath is upon us, Elon Musk was a space alien and in his opinion, wagon wheels were no smaller than they had ever been.

The silly scouse arselicker.

He was right about Elon Musk. I mean, what other explanation can there be?

 

[KS55]

I can come up with ditches but Klopp will struggle to find another 34 rhyming excuses so they had better start finding some form soon.

City are bitches on the pitches cos of their riches.

 

[madloaf]

Around 400 abusive messages sent to the palace defender so far, including death threats

Stay classy Liverpool.

BBC News - Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender shares messages of abuse after Darwin Nunez red card

Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender reports messages of abuse to police after Darwin Nunez red card

Crystal Palace defender Joachim Andersen reports 300-400 abusive messages on Instagram to the police via the club's police liaison officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Must have been Chelsea fans creating Liverpool fan accounts.

 

[KS55]

Net spend what a weird comfort blanket to wrap yourself in to make yourself feel better about the team you follow. I don’t remember back in the 90s when we were shit anyone peddling how much we had spent to either be mid table or fighting relegation compared to United who were winning everything. We wanted the team to win, if we had the cash we’d want Swales or Lee to spend it. Unfortunately we didn’t have any.

That never stopped Swales spending it.

 

[jimharri]

 

[andyhinch]

Didi pisspot Haman with a straight face said he accidentally walked into him and it wasn't a head but. He said in an interview this morning at 0830 in the queue outside his local Weatherspoons with a spliff in one hand and a can of dark fruits in the other.

He also said the earth was flat and gods wrath is upon us, Elon Musk was a space alien and in his opinion, wagon wheels were no smaller than they had ever been.

The silly scouse arselicker.

Dark fruits ? Fucking loser.

 

[Sky Blue]

Around 400 abusive messages sent to the palace defender so far, including death threats

Stay classy Liverpool.

BBC News - Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender shares messages of abuse after Darwin Nunez red card

Joachim Andersen: Crystal Palace defender reports messages of abuse to police after Darwin Nunez red card

Crystal Palace defender Joachim Andersen reports 300-400 abusive messages on Instagram to the police via the club's police liaison officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

Tony Evans was busy last night.

 

[dadnlad]

Maybe the pitch still a bit dry too?

Bournemouth tried their very best to play on dry pitch saturday they stayed out warming up till last possible minute then subs stayed on
eventually the ground staff turned sprinklers on and soaked them but then display needed setting up so not as watered as usual

 

[Nails]

Ha, that's fantastic.

 

[BlueTG]

Andersen did a job on Nunez and it worked a treat. I hope other teams have taken note.