Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Bollo]

They miss out the main stat there - Nunez - played 2 scored 0 - Haaland played 2 scored 2.

Probably a simple admin error that they overlooked it

How long will Haaland be out with a ban? I need to know!

 

[BlueAnorak]

Mark E Smith Predicted this...

 

[Mentis]

Not sure if this has been posted here. This absolute garbage was actually posted on the cults official website.

Mind boggling

Liverpool 'revolution' may not be all it seems as Haaland concern emerges

Both Liverpool and Man City signed new number nines this summer in Darwin Núñez and Erling Haaland, but one may be a more 'fixed' striker than the other.

www.liverpool.com

While the article is shit, that site is not Liverpool's official website. liverpoolfc.com is the official one. Made the same mistake once. The domain liverpool.com is owned by Reach (Mirror)

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Well according to the pissed up gambling addict that is did hamman, he just turned and accidentally walked into him. Even the talksport pundits were taking the piss out of him.

Trouble is that while we all take the piss, Hamman and his cult like pundits facilitate the abusive emails to the Palace player by continually playing victim and justifying/explaining away violent conduct. The dipper cult syndrome is quite sinister in this regard.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The dippers are 12th on Ghoul difference !

 

[its grim up north]

I can come up with ditches but Klopp will struggle to find another 34 rhyming excuses so they had better start finding some form soon.

He had me in stiches.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Headbutt or Not ?
To get a definitive answer, Blue Moon Forum will turn to its Resident expert @Magicpole

Is there a more experienced giver or receiver of a Glasgow kiss than our very own mp?

 

[crazyg]

There's a witch in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do
There's a witch in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do
I'm gonna fix that witch, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna fix that witch

With apologies to UB40.

 

[The perfect fumble]

The dippers are 12th on Ghoul difference !

 

[Thornliebank]

Is there a more experienced giver or receiver of a Glasgow kiss than our very own mp?

Lol…….nowadays Celtic fans will phone the police, Nicola Sturgeon, the Samaritans, any councillor or social worker to grass on and greet about the big bad Rangers fans expecting someone else to to do something about it.
They only like confrontation when it’s five of them against one of you. But like the MIB’s.