Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

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My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out throw all my clothes out of the window take my TV, iPhone, iPad and my laptop and give it to my brother.
Take all of my jewellery to the salvation army or Cash Converters.
Sell my car, take my front door key off me, throw me out into the street and disown me.
Oh and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister".

Well she didn't put it quite like that, what she actually said was:

"Dad this is my new boyfriend Stevie and he's a massive Liverpool fan.”
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out throw all my clothes out of the window take my TV, iPhone, iPad and my laptop and give it to my brother.
Take all of my jewellery to the salvation army or Cash Converters.
Sell my car, take my front door key off me, throw me out into the street and disown me.
Oh and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister".

Well she didn't put it quite like that, what she actually said was:

"Dad this is my new boyfriend Stevie and he's a massive Liverpool fan.”
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Pics?… :-)
 
City Mike 1969 said:
Same reason Ian Brady's solicitor won't release documents that were left to him by the sicko even though they could lead to Keith Bennett finally being found and given a proper burial...they're scum, with no respect for human life.
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It’s not the same reason at all. It’s called legal privilege, it can’t be cherry picked because the client is a **** and it exists for a very good reason - as without it people wouldn’t be able to trust their legal representatives and the whole system would collapse.
 
Alan Harper's Tash said:
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out throw all my clothes out of the window take my TV, iPhone, iPad and my laptop and give it to my brother.
Take all of my jewellery to the salvation army or Cash Converters.
Sell my car, take my front door key off me, throw me out into the street and disown me.
Oh and don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister".

Well she didn't put it quite like that, what she actually said was:

"Dad this is my new boyfriend Stevie and he's a massive Liverpool fan.”
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Now you know how Alf Garnett felt about his son-in-law!!
Although to be fair "the Scouse Git" was called Mike, not Steve.
 
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