cheekybids
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I live in Kent - where exactly?
Reminds me of a Bob Monkhouse joke.
“I’m from Kent. People must know that as I hear them mutter it under their breath.”
I live in Kent - where exactly?
Tonbridge, what about you?I live in Kent - where exactly?
Show him this. I sent it to the dippers i know & when they try to bring up Haaland i throw this back in their faces, it works for me.I was in a Kent pub for the first time watching the match on Tuesday - the resident football expert (dipper) was telling the non football fan
- disgraceful paying £900k in bonuses, is this now £850k I can't keep up with the figures changing?
- our wage bill double theirs
- state owned and could buy anyone, which is obviously why Sanchez and Kane came to us!
- should have been banned for 2 years by UEFA but were just fined as we bribed the judges
I was trying to bite my tongue and enjoy the match and arguing with the Egyptian river lover would be a waste of breath but felt the non football lover needed to have balance i.e. we were found not guilty and only fined for non cooperation as someone was leaking our financials, within 5 minutes the dipper left. I am back there Sunday suspecting our paths might cross again as doubt he will be able to keep quiet and not hold court!
A truly wonderful and clever comedian IMO. Read his biography which I couldn`t put down.Reminds me of a Bob Monkhouse joke.
“I’m from Kent. People must know that as I hear them mutter it under their breath.”
Me? I'm in the quaint little village of Etchinghill, near Folkestone (Pam Ferris and her husband Roger live just up the road from me).Tonbridge, what about you?