Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[mexico1970]

Maybe the pitch still a bit dry too?

C'mon.....supernatural forces and a hard pitch is a combination that would trouble any team,they did amazingly well to even get a draw.

It's a kinda magic

 

[Grassland Blue]

Its frightening over there...you cant tell me they're not deranged...from the Palace thread...

" Worrying that we’ve spent 4 points from our 20 point reserve, hopefully we can regain 6 points so we’re up to 22 points. Man City have a bank of minus 4 points though so if they lose more points, a negative plus a negative is a positive. So ideally we need them to keep winning, it’d be annoying to see them increase that bank by losing games. If we take their average points total of the last two seasons, add our 20 point bank, delete their bank, and then maybe see if Arsenal or Spurs have a bank that we can borrow, then we can drop 24 more points"

Barclay banker springs to mind...

 

[FNQ Blue]

Advanced Maths to a Dipper,

You sell 12000 tickets for a match, calculate by any means possible the number of fans that will get into the ground?

A major tragedy at a football match caused by Liverpool fans.
Show your calculations to prove the number of fans to blame is Zero.

You have the best Team, Best Manager, and Best Player in every position and still only win 1 League Title, explan how this is possible?

Liverpool sell 1 average Player for a ridiculous made up fee. The fee received then funds purchases 10 times its value, how is this possible without the use of Witchcraft.

Illustrate how 1 man with 1 spade digs 1 hole in Stanley Park and costs £50m

Yes but does he have 5 or 6 wheelnuts in his pocket?

 

[Rochdale Blue]

BBC Transfer Rumours.
With an unprecedented injury crisis caused by a Witch, Reds Manager Klopp is looking to kill two birds with one stone.
The German Maestro is said to be interested in signing Matthew Hopkins on a free transfer.
Hopkins who is just over 400 years old would fit the profile for the might Reds midfield.
Nicknamed Witchfinder General he is currently six feet under somewhere in Essex.

No truth in the rumour that they're signing Joan of Ark, then?

 

[bennyboy]

Arrived at Los Cristianos last night.
2 euros a pot in a pub with about a dozen scousers watching.
Brilliant start to the holiday.

 

[pirate]

Liverpool looking off the pace and pretty ordinary to me so far
Even in the community shield I thought we should have won comfortably had we taken our chances

Could it be the end of their golden period?

Also, am I the only one who doesn’t see the fuss in Harvey Elliott yet?

you are not the only one

also dont see the fuss about Tits And Ass, one dimensional winger/fullback

 

[Georgian Maestro]

City's latest employee

 

[Churchlawtonblue]

Its frightening over there...you cant tell me they're not deranged...from the Palace thread...

" Worrying that we’ve spent 4 points from our 20 point reserve, hopefully we can regain 6 points so we’re up to 22 points. Man City have a bank of minus 4 points though so if they lose more points, a negative plus a negative is a positive. So ideally we need them to keep winning, it’d be annoying to see them increase that bank by losing games. If we take their average points total of the last two seasons, add our 20 point bank, delete their bank, and then maybe see if Arsenal or Spurs have a bank that we can borrow, then we can drop 24 more points"

This is utter drivel and nonsense!

 

[DrBlueBob]

Irrespective of his personal qualities, I think Martin ruined the Beatles. He took what was basically a R&B group (old nomenclature) and turned their music into bubblegum. Lots of hits of course but a lot of dross. Jocking Harrison off the albums was a disgrace. When asked which of their tracks he would like to re-record, Lennon replied: “All of them.” Compare their version of Mr Postman with I Wanna Hold Your Hand. Chalk and cheese.

To be honest I was never a fan of theirs, although I have grown rather fond of our own rendition of Hey Jude in recent years.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Thank you Dr. A few more points to add.

Before kickoff v Palace I heard YNWA broadcast live on the radio. WTF? This is the that club boos the National Anthem showing no respect, offending many yet demand special consideration and treatment.

Compare this with the negative feedback in the media for City fans booing the Champions League anthem. We had good cause unlike the scouse frippery and inconsistency that surrounds Liverpool FC. They really are shameless.

Pre-match Danny Murphy eulogised about the amazing extended Anfield. He suggested that this should be the model for other clubs to aspire to rather than go to the expense of a new ground like Tottenhams. (They did this many years ago at Old Trafford as a quick fix to add more seats on the cheap whilst retaining the "character")

With all these ground improvements, will Liverpool be extending the pitch size and installing tv screens as per Premier League guidelines? In spite of comparing themselves to City from every angle, it seems they are following in the footsteps of our rag neighbours at OT. We can only hope.

Did the bolshie corporation say anything about Palace supporters singing something about a library?