Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Bollo]

They miss out the main stat there - Nunez - played 2 scored 0 - Haaland played 2 scored 2.

Probably a simple admin error that they overlooked it

How long will Haaland be out with a ban? I need to know!

 

[BlueAnorak]

Mark E Smith Predicted this...

 

[Mentis]

Not sure if this has been posted here. This absolute garbage was actually posted on the cults official website.

Mind boggling

Liverpool 'revolution' may not be all it seems as Haaland concern emerges

Both Liverpool and Man City signed new number nines this summer in Darwin Núñez and Erling Haaland, but one may be a more 'fixed' striker than the other.

www.liverpool.com

While the article is shit, that site is not Liverpool's official website. liverpoolfc.com is the official one. Made the same mistake once. The domain liverpool.com is owned by Reach (Mirror)

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Well according to the pissed up gambling addict that is did hamman, he just turned and accidentally walked into him. Even the talksport pundits were taking the piss out of him.

Trouble is that while we all take the piss, Hamman and his cult like pundits facilitate the abusive emails to the Palace player by continually playing victim and justifying/explaining away violent conduct. The dipper cult syndrome is quite sinister in this regard.

 

[Protein Junkie]

The dippers are 12th on Ghoul difference !

 

[its grim up north]

I can come up with ditches but Klopp will struggle to find another 34 rhyming excuses so they had better start finding some form soon.

He had me in stiches.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Headbutt or Not ?
To get a definitive answer, Blue Moon Forum will turn to its Resident expert @Magicpole

Is there a more experienced giver or receiver of a Glasgow kiss than our very own mp?

 

[crazyg]

There's a witch in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do
There's a witch in mi kitchen, what am I gonna do
I'm gonna fix that witch, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna fix that witch

With apologies to UB40.

 

[The perfect fumble]

The dippers are 12th on Ghoul difference !

 

[Thornliebank]

Is there a more experienced giver or receiver of a Glasgow kiss than our very own mp?

Lol…….nowadays Celtic fans will phone the police, Nicola Sturgeon, the Samaritans, any councillor or social worker to grass on and greet about the big bad Rangers fans expecting someone else to to do something about it.
They only like confrontation when it’s five of them against one of you. But like the MIB’s.

 

[crazyg]

It\s John Aldridge auditioning for the upcoming pantomime season.

Oh no it isn't.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Klopps Frighteningly Good X1
Sir Gandalf Ramsey
Roger Witch Hunt
Casper Schmeichel
Alex Mitrowitch
Lewis Dunking stool
Morgan Gibbs-Fright
Fabian Elf
Michy Batshitcrazi
Calum death Chambers
Kevin Warlock
Curtis Bones

 

[Stoned Rose]

These cunts must be shitting themselves.

It’s only a few weeks until Haloween.

 

[Maly]

We all know this will play out Merseyside Police will investigate and fail to find one single culprit. Liverpool supporters club will say the messages were sent by Chelsea fans impersonating Liverpool fans whilst wearing curly wigs, fake moustaches & shell suits are purposely adding in Scouse words like Yous; G’wed; soft lad& devvoed

Thankfully, I believe digital crimes are dealt with centrally, not by a local police force. I’m sure I’ve read that somewhere, but might be chatting shit :)

 

[supercity88]

Its frightening over there...you cant tell me they're not deranged...from the Palace thread...

" Worrying that we’ve spent 4 points from our 20 point reserve, hopefully we can regain 6 points so we’re up to 22 points. Man City have a bank of minus 4 points though so if they lose more points, a negative plus a negative is a positive. So ideally we need them to keep winning, it’d be annoying to see them increase that bank by losing games. If we take their average points total of the last two seasons, add our 20 point bank, delete their bank, and then maybe see if Arsenal or Spurs have a bank that we can borrow, then we can drop 24 more points"

That's amazing! Definitely someone on the wind up that.

 

[Maly]

Lol…….nowadays Celtic fans will phone the police, Nicola Sturgeon, the Samaritans, any councillor or social worker to grass on and greet about the big bad Rangers fans expecting someone else to to do something about it.
They only like confrontation when it’s five of them against one of you. But like the MIB’s.

Greet translation = moan. Just in case there are any none Scottish speakers amongst us ;)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

it's NuÑez, not Nunez!

NuNuts it is then :)

 

[JULES]

after reading this I dont know how we ever win a trophy...from rawk

A transition season is simply unacceptable with this team. Our 11 is littered with world class players that have an embarrassment of choices.

Alisson is World Class and arguably the best in the world.
Trent is the best Rightback in the world.
Virgil is the best defender in the world.
Robbo is world class.
Fab is world class.
Thiago is world class.
Salah is one of the best player in the world.
Klopp is one of the best managers in the world.

Big players want to win big trophies. Did you see how disappointed they were when we missed out on the title last season? We need to delete the transition bollocks from our dictionary.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Andersen did a job on Nunez and it worked a treat. I hope other teams have taken note.

Klopp had a good talk with NuNuts in the Anfield office after the game..
I'M SURPWISED TO HEAR A MAN LIKE YOU WATTLED BY A WABBLE OF WOWDY WEBELS.

 

[blueste41]

Its frightening over there...you cant tell me they're not deranged...from the Palace thread...

" Worrying that we’ve spent 4 points from our 20 point reserve, hopefully we can regain 6 points so we’re up to 22 points. Man City have a bank of minus 4 points though so if they lose more points, a negative plus a negative is a positive. So ideally we need them to keep winning, it’d be annoying to see them increase that bank by losing games. If we take their average points total of the last two seasons, add our 20 point bank, delete their bank, and then maybe see if Arsenal or Spurs have a bank that we can borrow, then we can drop 24 more points"

I think you have found the witch mate ;)