Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I've said it before about unfortunate postings that shouldn't be together but end yo next to each other






Maybe it's just my mind.....

I’m trying to see the irony, but can’t, sorry.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

There’s a joke in that somewhere. One that would probably get you banned for posting.

Why the queen admitting to being a lifelong Dipper fan with her last dying breath is good for Liverpool

 

[Protein Junkie]

Victims In Most Pathetic Tangible Outcomes

I’ll supply the assist you bang the goals in :-)

 

[LongsightM13]

Their new signing Carvalho is in Rusholme, nephew and mates on their lunch from Xaverian college just met and had pics etc him at the Lidl!!!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Hope you smashed the back door in and broke the windows too to help claim on your insurance.

No other way!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

But at least you can agree now that hot Vimto is the dogs

It certainly is the dogs now!

 

[M18CTID]

will we see the 7 year theory with Klopp?

Hopefully

 

[Donmcfc]

Then when it's empty, you can put a cangle in it, and put it on your manklepiece.

And watch the smoke go up the chimley.

 

[KS55]

I hope we spunk 300 million on him and belt out this on his debut..

“
Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better”

I’d be delighted!

Won’t happen. We already have a No.6 and a No.6 and a half. I would love Bellingham but I can’t see it happening. Chelsea?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Then when it's empty, you can put a cangle in it, and put it on your manklepiece.

Then when your ouse burns down you can go to hospickle

 

[ancoats]

But won’t … They’re literally bulletproof

It's so, so wrong that the media defend them, if Manchester city and our fans step out of line once it's full on shit hitting the fan, as you seen in the final game of last season with the pitch invasion we are the only club to be punished and fined,

 

[Dirty Harry]

I've said it before about unfortunate postings that shouldn't be together but end yo next to each other






Maybe it's just my mind.....

I think maybe it’s the latter mate ;-)

 

[Dirty Harry]

You can get big bokkles and likkle bokkles.

If you’re ever going to have hot Vimpto though, never boil it directly in the Kekkle, you’ll end up in hospikkle.

 

[Thenumber1blue]

It's so, so wrong that the media defend them, if Manchester city and our fans step out of line once it's full on shit hitting the fan, as you seen in the final game of last season with the pitch invasion we are the only club to be punished and fined,

They don't fool anybody, I know many many supporters from different clubs, all with the same opinion on kopites

 

[manimanc]

Then when it's empty, you can put a cangle in it, and put it on your manklepiece.

Whilst watching sky digikle.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

If you’re ever going to have hot Vimpto though, never boil it directly in the Kekkle, you’ll end up in hospikkle.

Is this an audition for the new Haribo advert?

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Didn't know whether this should go here or the joke thread.

Klopp said a minute's silence is "the right thing to do" adding: "I don't think our people need any kind of advice from me for showing respect,"

 

[RobinHood]

Didn't know whether this should go here or the joke thread.

Klopp said a minute's silence is "the right thing to do" adding: "I don't think our people need any kind of advice from me for showing respect,"

I could start up a 'Bullshit' thread and put it in there.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Just read that the Worlds best left back is out of action and will at least miss the Chelsea Game.
Mind you they have the Worlds best reserve left back to take his place.

 

[citizen_maine]

Didn't know whether this should go here or the joke thread.

Klopp said a minute's silence is "the right thing to do" adding: "I don't think our people need any kind of advice from me for showing respect,"

Think he meant 'heed'