Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[SebastianBlue]

I’ve got that, unfortunately it’s coupled with a broken leg and a broken shoulder, I’ll probably miss the World Cup too :-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Is he suggesting, in a roundabout way, that we're cheats?

Needs to stop beating around the bush if you ask me.

 

[aguero93:20]

I’ve got that, unfortunately it’s coupled with a broken leg and a broken shoulder, I’ll probably miss the World Cup too :-)

Must look for a refund on my "England fans causing the most trouble" bet. Thought it was surefire with the Russians banned but if you're out injured...

 

[andyhinch]

I probably wouldn’t have made the squad anyway ;-)

 

[Barcon]

I probably wouldn’t have made the squad anyway ;-)

Did you fall under a bus or what?

 

[andyhinch]

Did you fall under a bus or what?

Honestly don’t know, one minute I was stood up next thing I remember is two women picking me up off the pavement, shoulder is completely fucked just waiting for an operation

 

[Barcon]

Honestly don’t know, one minute I was stood up next thing I remember is two women picking me up off the pavement, shoulder is completely fucked just waiting for an operation

Sounds like you got run over by something. Probably a beardy **** on a skateboard or bicycle.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Sounds like you got run over by something. Probably a beardy **** on a skateboard or bicycle.

I hear he got slapped on a train.

 

[mat]

I hear he got slapped on a train.

Shitbag

 

[N1985]

These are getting the twatting they’ve been asking for for years on Sunday.

To be fair we've twatted them a couple of times.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

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Haven't heard olivers army in ages, have to have a listen now.

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

I couldn't give a fuck what 2 consenting adults get up to behind closed doors.

What if they are watching the rags on the telly, the deviant scum.

 

[Kinkybyname]

True. I hate scousers even though I've no problem with different nationalities (bar the French, cheating cunts) or ethnicities and I couldn't give a fuck what 2 consenting adults get up to behind closed doors.

'cept a bit of French polishing, of course!

 

[SebastianBlue]

What if they are watching the rags on the telly, the deviant scum.

Now, that should be outlawed.

 

[malg]

Words of wisdom:

How anyone could want these cheating twats to win the league at a procession to show how much of a one sided shit show this is is beyond me. These cheating fuckers could win the next five titles by 20 points every season and not one single person in the media or press would call them out on it. They’d all just go on about how great they are. Fuck them I don’t want these cheating c*nts winning anything.

All I want is the premier league to grow a pair of balls and investigate them properly, but we all know that will never happen cos they don’t want to damage their brand. Oh and by the way, as shit as we’ve been this season and as many goals as Herman Munster has scored for them this season we will beat them next week cos the cardy wearing fraud has a mental block when it comes to Klopp.

Genuine question. Was the league ever slagged off for being too one sided when the Rags were hoovering up 6 out of 8?

 

[Manx Blue]

I probably wouldn’t have made the squad anyway ;-)

Couple of deep breaths and half a dozen cocodamol and you'll be right.

 

[manclad]

Haven't heard olivers army in ages, have to have a listen now.

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[aguero93:20]

What if they are watching the rags on the telly, the deviant scum.

Ah well they deserve a fucking slap so.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

True. I hate scousers even though I've no problem with different nationalities (bar the French, cheating cunts) or ethnicities and I couldn't give a fuck what 2 consenting adults get up to behind closed doors.

What if it were Thierry Henry and Jack Grealish?

 

[aguero93:20]

a beardy **** on a skateboard

Send the fucker to Ukraine.

*Pops down to the shop on skateboard to buy lots of things but definitely not a razor*