Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[Sid C]

Cults being cults

That should be on the joke thread. Can’t stop laughing at the daft ****.

 

[cheekybids]

Looking at these shall we say overwhelmingly negative reactions to Klopp and Liverpool it’s amazing how many of you wanted Liverpool to beat us last week…

That’s not the impression I got.

Kent…… ;)

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Yeah but Wenger revolutionised football thinking when he came, like Pep does now, Klopp has done nowt to improve standards here or the prem as a whole only made liverpool effective in the trophy stakes for a few years.

When he goes his legacy to the english game will be zero, unlike shakley and paisley, Mercer Allison, wenger, fergerson, Pep etc.

I agree football wise, he just can't keep his trap shut regarding City though, like Wenger before him he's obsessed and talks utter drivel.

 

[Jack Hackett]

Klopp is the new Wenger, the voyeuristic, big mouthed ****.

Oi! That’s a disgraceful slur!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Oi! That’s a disgraceful slur!

Not really mate, it was Wenger who came up with this financial doping bollox, he's a ****, even you lot saw through him eventually :)

 

[The perfect fumble]

Looking at these shall we say overwhelmingly negative reactions to Klopp and Liverpool it’s amazing how many of you wanted Liverpool to beat us last week…

No offence, but I'd have cheered on a bunch of devil worshipping Nazis to beat you last week.

 

[PPT]

Reminds me of a Bob Monkhouse joke.

“I’m from Kent. People must know that as I hear them mutter it under their breath.”

His classic joke was: ‘Everybody laughed when I told them I was going to be a professional comedian. They are not laughing now…’

 

[PPT]

People used to laugh at me when I told them that when I grew up I was gonna be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

You beat me to it! Absolutely classic joke. :-)

 

[Jack Hackett]

No offence, but I'd have cheered on a bunch of devil worshipping Nazis to beat you last week.

Harsh, very harsh…

 

[mancityvstoke]

Harsh, very harsh…

what do cockneys think about scousers ? and cockney reds? (utd dicks from London)

 

[inchy14]

Twat him

Is the correct answer

 

[LGWIO]

No offence, but I'd have cheered on a bunch of devil worshipping Nazis to beat you last week.

Careful now, a Daily Mail reading forum member could call for you to be be banned by the mods for supporting "devil worshipping nazis"

I shall get in there first though.....He was joking, sorry.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Cults being cults

 

[malg]

Cults being cults

What the actual fuck???

 

[I'm Blue]

FSG will find it hard to replace Klopp! Because one of the attributes they look for is how much of a kunt can they become!

Stevie me waiting in the wings lol

 

[malg]

Yeah but Wenger revolutionised football thinking when he came, like Pep does now, Klopp has done nowt to improve standards here or the prem as a whole only made liverpool effective in the trophy stakes for a few years.

When he goes his legacy to the english game will be zero, unlike shakley and paisley, Mercer Allison, wenger, fergerson, Pep etc.

I'm not sure, apart from his trophy haul, that Ferguson has a legacy and that is down to the era he managed in. Look at Paisley, apart from Dipper fans absolutely no one talks about him.

 

[antspider]

I didn't.

Nor did i

 

[GornikDaze]

I'm not sure, apart from his trophy haul, that Ferguson has a legacy and that is down to the era he managed in. Look at Paisley, apart from Dipper fans absolutely no one talks about him.

At least he had a tie named after him! ;)

 

[I'm Blue]

Cults being cults

 

[fitzy blue]

His classic joke was: ‘Everybody laughed when I told them I was going to be a professional comedian. They are not laughing now…’

Always like the one when he said that he wants to die like his Father peacefully in his sleep, and not shouting and screaming like his passengers..