Liverpool Thread - 2022/23

[LongsightM13]

Not sure where to put this, so thought this thread is as good as anywhere:

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Hahaha was just about to post exactly the same! Feral ambulance chasing, compoface wankers

 

[aguero93:20]

Mine is “Turkey Appeal” which is either about the devastating earthquake or a Dipper plea to be fast tracked to the CL Cup Final in Istanbul.

Or they've found a turkey foetus on Merseyside and they're starting a gofundme page for the funeral, burial and memorial statue.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Hahaha was just about to post exactly the same! Feral ambulance chasing, compoface wankers

Already up to 800 claims last week and with this level of advertising it won't take long until the claims exceed the official ticket allocation.

 

[LongsightM13]

Already up to 800 claims last week and with this level of advertising it won't take long until the claims exceed the official ticket allocation.

The website is hilarious, you’d swear Tony Evans wrote the content

 

[Blue Feather]

I can’t really believe how utterly shit he is. He didn’t seem to be this shit from 2018-2020 but he’s genuinely looked no better than a League 1 player in the last few years.

He’s either shit, proper shit in fact, or he’s a dodgy **** or done something dodgy and is being blackmailed by some organised crime group somewhere and being made to do shit things regularly to line-up to some betting.

Either way round, how he’s still getting picked by Klopp is a mystery. He really has been shit!

Do you reckon he's a bit shit then?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

The website is hilarious, you’d swear Tony Evans wrote the content

When I read the bit about the trauma of narrowly losing the CL I started to worry about Watford fans claiming against us for putting 6 past them in the FA Cup final.

 

[aguero93:20]

The website is hilarious, you’d swear Tony Evans wrote the content

Who says he didn't?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Do you reckon he's a bit shit then?

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Got the same ad when I logged in today.

I suppose it makes a change from the Ann Summers adverts…

 

[aguero93:20]

When I read the bit about the trauma of narrowly losing the CL I started to worry about Watford fans claiming against us for putting 6 past them in the FA Cup final.

Just point out that it was largely self- inflicted making them equally at fault and then countersue them for being so shit as to devalue the investment our fans had made by travelling to Wembley and purchasing tickets by denying them the chance to watch a football  match.

 

[Blue Mist]

Already up to 800 claims last week and with this level of advertising it won't take long until the claims exceed the official ticket allocation.

I've just tried to register my claim but it seems you had to be on Paris to claim, damn

 

[LongsightM13]

Who says he didn't?

Haha good point

 

[Blue Feather]

I can’t really believe how utterly shit he is. He didn’t seem to be this shit from 2018-2020 but he’s genuinely looked no better than a League 1 player in the last few years.

He’s either shit, proper shit in fact, or he’s a dodgy **** or done something dodgy and is being blackmailed by some organised crime group somewhere and being made to do shit things regularly to line-up to some betting.

Either way round, how he’s still getting picked by Klopp is a mystery. He really has been shit!

I fully agree. I think it was the Charity Shield this season where he gave it the 'finger on lips' to us and I was shouting to him how shit defensively he is and needs to be concentrating on that instead of being smug. He didn't hear of course but I feel better for it now. Can deliver a decent ball but fuck me, what a liability

 

[Bez]

I know that Liverpool are on a bad run of form and all that, but did not expect to see this recently...

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

I suppose it makes a change from the Ann Summers adverts…

I like the Ann Summers adverts…

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Can I claim compensation for trauma after a night game at Luton many years ago?

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

I like the Ann Summers adverts…

Its trying to explain to the mrs that I’m looking at a football forum and not a porn site!

 

[jrb]

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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Ruining it apparently.

 

[aguero93:20]

Its trying to explain to the mrs that I’m looking at a football forum and not a porn site!

You're in for a treat if you've Ann Summers ads coming up, seeing as how they're based on your browsing history. Either that or you've been cross dressing again.