Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[blue for life]

Someone dared show us a smidgen of praise for our players, so they locked the thread. That is 100% cult behaviour.

For the thousands of lurking dippers, we all think you’re weird, that you stink of piss and your breaths stinks of each others cocks.

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Weird bastards

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I knew the **** couldn't resist a dig about our charges, I bet the audience had their pants round their ankles when he started about it. John Bishop as well mentioning the chance of us losing our titles, fucking prick

I think this doesn't do him justice. He's just another dyed-in-the-Mersey Dipper who spent most of his time in fuckin' Winsford, and has cultivated that God-awful accent for comedic purposes. I wonder if St Jamie of Carragher gave him lessons.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Wonder if they have anything like this over on rawk?

Yes it’s on the Chelsea thread.

 

[Bez]

Whilst Klopp is making parting shots at City, I am wondering why no-one is talking about Klopp's Parting Plops e.g. when things went wrong at Liverpool during his tenure. Well here's one...do you remember when Liverpool lost 6 consecutive matches at Anfield. Most managers would have been sacked for that.

Six Premier League defeats in succession for Liverpool at Anfield: How the champions made unwanted history - in pictures | The National

Reds trail Manchester City by 22 points after their terrible home run

www.thenationalnews.com

 

[Crooked_rain]

Someone dared show us a smidgen of praise for our players, so they locked the thread. That is 100% cult behaviour.

For the thousands of lurking dippers, we all think you’re weird, that you stink of piss and your breaths stinks of each others cocks.

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Fine by me.

Wouldn't want any praise from them.

 

[Crooked_rain]

John Bishop, another **** whose teeth don't fit his gob

I'd love to know how he managed a career as a successful comedian.

Even with Comedians I don't like, I can look at it objectively and understand why people might be entertained but not with John Bishop.

I can't imagine how anyone sees a listing for a John Bishop show coming to town and says "let's get tickets, he's funny him."

 

[Koniec]

I'd love to know how he managed a career as a successful.

Even with Comedians I don't like, I can look at it objectively and understand why people might be entertained but not with John Bishop.

I can't imagine how anyone sees a listing for a John Bishop show coming to town and says "let's get tickets, he's funny him."

Pretty sure Stuart Lees take on him was along the lines of “typical scouser reminiscing about the past in a high pitched accent”

 

[meeesh]

John Bishop is about as funny as a dose of the clap, one annoying Ken Dodd wannabe that ****, sums them up really being a spokesperson on behalf of cunts

 

[RayCTID]

 

[roach3]

Klopp as expected not going quietly! Full on night with Jurgen at the Liverpool arena tonight! FFS. Is there a bigger attention seeker than him in football.

What next klopp the movie