Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

Someone dared show us a smidgen of praise for our players, so they locked the thread. That is 100% cult behaviour.

For the thousands of lurking dippers, we all think you’re weird, that you stink of piss and your breaths stinks of each others cocks.

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I knew the **** couldn't resist a dig about our charges, I bet the audience had their pants round their ankles when he started about it. John Bishop as well mentioning the chance of us losing our titles, fucking prick
I think this doesn't do him justice. He's just another dyed-in-the-Mersey Dipper who spent most of his time in fuckin' Winsford, and has cultivated that God-awful accent for comedic purposes. I wonder if St Jamie of Carragher gave him lessons.
 
Whilst Klopp is making parting shots at City, I am wondering why no-one is talking about Klopp's Parting Plops e.g. when things went wrong at Liverpool during his tenure. Well here's one...do you remember when Liverpool lost 6 consecutive matches at Anfield. Most managers would have been sacked for that.
 
John Bishop, another **** whose teeth don't fit his gob

I'd love to know how he managed a career as a successful comedian.

Even with Comedians I don't like, I can look at it objectively and understand why people might be entertained but not with John Bishop.

I can't imagine how anyone sees a listing for a John Bishop show coming to town and says "let's get tickets, he's funny him."
 
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