Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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freshie said:
“Can you imagine LFC as the club with unlimited money?” said Klopp. “Imagine Kylian Mbappé came here. Imagine Bellingham came here, Haaland. It is not us, it just does not fit. We won what we won and we did it the Liverpool way. We had hard conversations and other clubs didn’t do that in the same time."

They were in balls deep for Bellingham until he turned them down - lying arsehole\

He's a proper snide, disingenuous twat
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This is the narrative, I'm afraid. Both the rags and the dippers are apparently being run on the budget of a non-league club. That's how they have always been run. Poor, down-at-heel lads from a council estate: holes in the knees of their trousers, kicking an old, deflated plastic ball on a bit of wasteland out the back. Loveable little rogues with their impish grins and their gift of the gab, cheeky fellers, every one of 'em.

But just a bit further along the road is the much loathed Cyril Sneer Stadium. Owned by some mega-rich foreigner with more money than anyone on planet earth. The plastic, formed-overnight club that play their home games there are known as 'Citeh.' The club has a rich history that goes back a good week or so, and is so wealthy it employs actors to come and watch the games because they have no real fans.
Citeh players, when they're not quaffing their Rosè Champagne and buying 12 bedroom country mansions which they then have demolished, just for the fun of it, often go down to the wasteland and take the piss out of the poor, hard-up lads on the estate, where they set light to wads of £20 notes right in front of the starving little lads.

Afterwards, the Citeh players are driven back to one of their favourite gourmet restaurants where they feast on imported wine, lobsters and quails eggs, and generally enjoy the fruits of being pampered, spoilt, overpaid prima-donna's with nothing better to do with their time.

Meanwhile, back on the wastelands, the kids wait to be called in by their mothers because she has scraped enough money together and bought a solitary fish finger for her thirteen kids to share.
 
LFC are such an insufferable cult. Both fans and people at the club seem to think they're actually superior human beings for being part of LFC, or a fan.

Also really funny how journalists and other people who should know better keep pushing the "stripped titles" narrative.

Even if City are found guilty of every last charge, they aren't stripping titles, and even if they did, they wouldn't be retroactively awarded to Liverpool or anyone else. You need only look at how the Juventus match-fixing scandal was handled to understand this.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
How much was he willing to pay for Caicado until he went to Chelsea? £100 million was it?

They need to be careful what they do transmitting this plucky poor man club where managers don’t get the resources to compete. Why would Xavi Alonso want to go there when he has owners who won’t provide him with the tools to be successful? He will get that at either Madrid, Munich and City, if you are a top manager those are the destinations you want not Liverpool. Probably why they’ve now ended up getting a manager that’s worked in a league where the standard is below the Championship.
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Well one of the things that made Slot attractive to FSG was his ability/willingness to work with a small budget
 
freshie said:
Well one of the things that made Slot attractive to FSG was his ability/willingness to work with a small budgie.
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freshie said:
“Can you imagine LFC as the club with unlimited money?” said Klopp. “Imagine Kylian Mbappé came here. Imagine Bellingham came here, Haaland. It is not us, it just does not fit. We won what we won and we did it the Liverpool way. We had hard conversations and other clubs didn’t do that in the same time."

They were in balls deep for Bellingham until he turned them down - lying arsehole\

He's a proper snide, disingenuous twat
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To be fair that academy graduate Virgil Van Dijk saved them quite a few quid in transfer fees.
 
How much of a big headed king do you have to be to Agree to a sit down in a concert building to talk up how good you were! It's an arse licking show!
 
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