Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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So I'm sat in a boozer in Larnaca a couple of weeks back. A girl walks up and tells me there's a Carlsberg promotion going on. If I buy a pint I can get the chance to win.
So I ask what are the prizes.
She excitedly says I can win a range of items by logging online, and if you win a prize you will be entered in the grand prize draw.
And what's the grand prize, I says...
Oh, it's an all expenses paid trip to Liverpool to watch a game of your choice....
Stunned silence....

further stunned silence....

...no fucking thanks!

Off she goes to the family on the next table, within 2 minutes I hear the bloke say "you what?"
 
Eds said:
Had the misfortune of conversing with a dipper today. I asked him why they boo the national anthem and he waffled something about the Torres, Thatcher and Hillsborough without giving me an answer. Next question was why do you boo Abide with me. His answer was what’s that? I lost the will to live at that point.
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ninjamonkey said:
Thursday nights. Are euroooooopa nights.

Special anfield nights? They've got a full empty stand... (I know before anybody takes it seriously)
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I thought my eyes were deceiving me, but but it's Liverpool surely not a full empty stand will it get a mention 2 empty seats at our place and it the Emptyhad.
Edit I see it's no safe :-)
 
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