Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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So I'm sat in a boozer in Larnaca a couple of weeks back. A girl walks up and tells me there's a Carlsberg promotion going on. If I buy a pint I can get the chance to win.
So I ask what are the prizes.
She excitedly says I can win a range of items by logging online, and if you win a prize you will be entered in the grand prize draw.
And what's the grand prize, I says...
Oh, it's an all expenses paid trip to Liverpool to watch a game of your choice....
Stunned silence....

further stunned silence....

...no fucking thanks!

Off she goes to the family on the next table, within 2 minutes I hear the bloke say "you what?"
 
Had the misfortune of conversing with a dipper today. I asked him why they boo the national anthem and he waffled something about the Torres, Thatcher and Hillsborough without giving me an answer. Next question was why do you boo Abide with me. His answer was what’s that? I lost the will to live at that point.
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Thursday nights. Are euroooooopa nights.

Special anfield nights? They've got a full empty stand... (I know before anybody takes it seriously)
I thought my eyes were deceiving me, but but it's Liverpool surely not a full empty stand will it get a mention 2 empty seats at our place and it the Emptyhad.
Edit I see it's no safe :-)
 
We want a replay of our champions league game against them. Our coach getting attacked and smashed up by their feral scum fans stood on police vans to do so. That's before we start with the three cheating decisions by the officials.
Three was just the 1st leg. There were at least another 3 + couple of marginal ones in the 2nd leg. Hard to remember a tie being so contorted by the so-called minders of the rules.
 
No doubt not their fault and wont ever be mentioned again:
From BBC

Looks like someone has brought a laser with them and is shining it in the eyes of the Union keeper. Classy, eh

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And they are worrying Liverpool.

Mohammed Amoura does well to get in down the left and cross for Kevin Rodríguez, who goes down after a little shove from Jarell Quansah.

The away fans scream for a penalty, but they don't get one.

Guess Union should demand a replay
 
Liverpool fan and ex-Anfield Wrap contributor Melissa Reddy does a Liverpool PR piece in relation to the recent VAR incident.

Is that the level of journalism on Sky? And you have to pay for that? People need to give their head a shake if they are paying for that shit!!
 
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