Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[I'm With Stupid]

Multi millionaire tells uncle he wants his 16 yo niece…..

It's nothing Philip Schofield wouldn't do.

 

[117 M34]

I didn't want to start a new thread...... long term girlfriend? 18?

Congratulations to the bride and groomer

 

[KentBlue]

Pep Guardiola keeping the Wank Bank up at night once more.......

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Do the hubcap-stealers ever talk about other clubs? Only it seems like we are on their minds 24/7 the way every item they write concerns us in some way. You don't think it might be a bit of envy creeping in amongst the dole-scroungers, surely? I mean, they've got Twunt, they've got a £64 million flop in Nunez, they've also got a 19 foot tall Dutch full back called Dick Vein, and the greatest manager of all time (who is in reality a gigantic set of dentures with some psychotic German bloke wrapped around them) sat in the dugout. How can we compete with that?

The only solution is to grab some more of our dirty oil money and go on a buying spree, again (we are, of course, the only club in the history of professional football to buy players from other clubs).

 

[johnevans]

Do the hubcap-stealers ever talk about other clubs? Only it seems like we are on their minds 24/7 the way every item they write concerns us in some way. You don't think it might be a bit of envy creeping in amongst the dole-scroungers, surely? I mean, they've got Twunt, they've got a £64 million flop in Nunez, they've also got a 19 foot tall Dutch full back called Dick Vein, and the greatest manager of all time (who is in reality a gigantic set of dentures with some psychotic German bloke wrapped around them) sat in the dugout. How can we compete with that?

The only solution is to grab some more of our dirty oil money and go on a buying spree, again (we are, of course, the only club in the history of professional football to buy players from other clubs).

All very true, 'KB'.. especially the bit about the manager.. he is rather amazingly dentate..

 

[manimanc]

I thought Mane was going out with that seal sounding scouse cowbag off sky sports? Can only think that annoying voice of hers finally got him in the end.

 

[mancboy]

I thought Mane was going out with that seal sounding scouse cowbag off sky sports? Can only think that annoying voice of hers finally got him in the end.

nah mate it was the age difference that got em, wasnt big enough

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Tront will be back much quicker than that...
They always overstate the severity of injuries and the players are usually back in a week or so.

Well, hadn't really paid attention, I have to say. If they do, then it's the opposite of what we do — because we tend to say three weeks, when in fact it's five. Or six.

 

[hammocity]

He met her first when she was 16 (as per Daily Mail).

"The footballer first spotted Aisha when she was 16 but he did not approach her formally at the time, according to Sports Brief. However, he reportedly communicated his intentions to his uncle, a friend of the family, which led to their eventual union."

How does that become grooming ?

Naive in the extreme

 

[TinFoilHat]

They are right, Madley as ref v Bournemouth and Tierney on Var.
Only been a month since Madley helped them to 3 points with a biased performance for them v Palace where he sent the Palace player off for next to nothing when they were 1 Up and despite both teams making 17 fouls each, he booked 7 Palace and only booked 2 Dippers to paddle the stats, in the 109th and 110th minute

I'll never forget the league cup match he reffed where he fucked Leicester at Klanfield to make sure Liverpool won.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Tront being juiced up to save Liverpool's season and then miss the euros.