Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

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gaz76 said:
Watched a bit of their game tonight, noticed during one of their numerous drinks breaks (due to injurys to players that don't go off) that they number all their drinks bottles, strange that, never see it anywhere else
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They’re on the pre-workout looney juice. It’s like legal crack for athletes, Probably got their own flavour favourites!
 
End of the day whoever wins the title will have deserved it . If we could hold a lead in injury time we wouldn’t be in this position but I’m already looking forward to next season because when you think about it we have been poor by our own standards all season yet are 3 points behind now that is crazy
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
How fucking insecure do you have to be about the club you support to constantly measure how ‘big’ it is compared to others? It’s fucking pitiful. Seriously, who gives a fuck?
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The lemmings that levitate towards the dippers and rags need to feel part of something as they are weird 50 year old blokes still living in their mum’s back bedroom. How many trophies and how many fans is their only enjoyment of the game of football.
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
The lemmings that levitate towards the dippers and rags need to feel part of something as they are weird 50 year old blokes still living in their mum’s back bedroom. How many trophies and how many fans is their only enjoyment of the game of football.
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It’s such a fucking weird thing to care about. Like I say, it’s rooted in crushing insecurity.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
It’s such a fucking weird thing to care about. Like I say, it’s rooted in crushing insecurity.
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This weekend both the rag and dipper versions of these insecure types will be proclaiming how they hate each others clubs (even though they have no geographical connection to either of them). The trouble is if they were born a bit earlier or later in life they would have ended up supporting the other team, two cheeks of the same arse.
 
I know you can't complain about a win, but I am pretty sure if Liverpool lose out on the league due to goal difference, they will look back at that game last night as a missed opportunity.
 
uncle fester said:
Another one for the didn't want him anyway club...

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This reminds me of those Alpha males who spend their whole time ranking potential love interests numerically.

"Look at that girl, she's a 10, I'll talk to her"

(Gets turned down)

"Pfff..so I saw this girl in the grocery store, a hard 3 at best and for some strange reason she thought I wanted to hit on her, I was like seriously, no seriously, I'm a five star man, its not happening, all I wanted to do was ask her for the organic produce section"
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
This weekend both the rag and dipper versions of these insecure types will be proclaiming how they hate each others clubs (even though they have no geographical connection to either of them). The trouble is if they were born a bit earlier or later in life they would have ended up supporting the other team, two cheeks of the same arse.
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Yes, and they will also proclaim how it’s ‘always’ been the biggest game between the clubs when any possession of even a basic knowledge of either clubs’ history would reveal that it absolutely hasn’t.
 
Just read a report of their match last night with the headline being that they've taken "yet another" of our records during the match.

The record in question is apparently the highest percentage of possession in a Premier League match which stood at 83%.
What were their possession percentage last night? Calculated to be 83.1%

I'm laughing and shaking my head at the lengths the media go to with regards to the "shit stain on the ENGLISH game"-team. Laughable.

EDIT - 90mins x 60 = 5400seconds
5400 x 0.001 = 5.4 seconds

PATHETIC TWATS!
 
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the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
Just read a report off their match last night with the headline being that they've taken "yet another" of our records during the match.

The record in question is apparently the highest percentage of possession in a Premier League match which stood at 83%.
What were their possession percentage last night? Calculated to be 83.1%

I'm laughing and shaking my head at the lengths the media go to with regards to the "shit stain on the ENGLISH game"-team. Laughable.
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Prepare to leave the country if this lot win the league, the smoke blowing for Klopp’s last dance will be off the scale. It’s already starting when ITN had an interview with Van Dijk on the ten o’clock news explaining how much he will miss Klopp. How is that news?
 
feedmpenzaandhewillscore said:
Prepare to leave the country if this lot win the league, the smoke blowing for Klopp’s last dance will be off the scale. It’s already starting when ITN had an interview with Van Dijk on the ten o’clock news explaining how much he will miss Klopp. How is that news?
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It’ll be alright if you don’t go anywhere near north wales, Merseyside, delamere forest, Cheshire oaks shopping outlet, villages nr to the Runcorn bridge. Avoid talk sport, sky sports and don’t look at any newspapers front or back pages. You’ll be fine.
 
Victorinodennistua said:
It’ll be alright if you don’t go anywhere near north wales, Merseyside, delamere forest, Cheshire oaks shopping outlet, villages nr to the Runcorn bridge. Avoid talk sport, sky sports and don’t look at any newspapers front or back pages. You’ll be fine.
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Chipping Norton, Glastonbury, Devon, Cardiff, Southend, loads of London..they really do have a sad bunch of glory hunters 'supporting' them..wonder how many of these would have been interested before Littlewoods dragged them out of Div 2 with dirty gambling money - nothing to see here though so move along!
 
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