Liverpool Thread | 2024/25

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When you see the meme in February with a rear view shot of Arnold, walking down the tunnel at Wembley, League Cup in hand; with the obligatory quote of sommat like, "one down...", or "it's on...".
That's a lot later than I think.
I was thinking more like 5 o clock on the 16th August after they put in a half decent performance against Ipswich
 
How would the UK media react if Rico Lewis said after 3 training sessions with the new boss said something along the lines of "It's the best I've been involved with"?

Rico tells Pep he's shit.

How dare he say Peps a loser etc.

Curtis Jones has said something along those lines about his new boss.

St Klopp of Turkey Teeth is infallible.
 
Slot ‘gets up and running’ with a 1-0 win against Real Betis in front of a packed half empty stadium.

Errr.
American fans don’t jib in.
The Pittsburgh traffic is really bad.
The weather was a factor.
Most US Liverpool fans are going to the Arsenal and United games, they are drowning in games overload.

Am I doing this right?
 
Slot ‘gets up and running’ with a 1-0 win against Real Betis in front of a packed half empty stadium.

Errr.
American fans don’t jib in.
The Pittsburgh traffic is really bad.
The weather was a factor.
Most US Liverpool fans are going to the Arsenal and United games, they are drowning in games overload.

Am I doing this right?
It’s the main story on the BBC website.

It’s only a fucking friendly!
 
Slot ‘gets up and running’ with a 1-0 win against Real Betis in front of a packed half empty stadium.

Errr.
American fans don’t jib in.
The Pittsburgh traffic is really bad.
The weather was a factor.
Most US Liverpool fans are going to the Arsenal and United games, they are drowning in games overload.

Am I doing this right?
You missed out Merseyside based Liverpool fans being refused entry due to criminal backgrounds
 
Slot ‘gets up and running’ with a 1-0 win against Real Betis in front of a packed half empty stadium.

Errr.
American fans don’t jib in.
The Pittsburgh traffic is really bad.
The weather was a factor.
Most US Liverpool fans are going to the Arsenal and United games, they are drowning in games overload.

Am I doing this right?
Their empty seats mean more.
 
Fuck me the BBC report on their pre season game is vomit inducing.
I particularly liked this paragraph. "Slot delivered his instructions ... while constantly stood in the technical area and moved players into position with hand gestures and measured shouts."

Measured shouts? That's a new one. Let's see the measurements then - presumably the volume, measured in decibels.

It's worse than something you would read on a RAWK Liverpool game thread.
 
I particularly liked this paragraph. "Slot delivered his instructions ... while constantly stood in the technical area and moved players into position with hand gestures and measured shouts."

Measured shouts? That's a new one. Let's see the measurements then - presumably the volume, measured in decibels.

It's worse than something you would read on a RAWK Liverpool game thread.
What is a measured shout? "Move up the pitch one yard"?
 
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