Liverpool Thread | 2024/25

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Why is Salah wearing a tiny spoon I wonder?

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Is it a wooden spoon? Symbolic of what they won in last seasons "three horse race" for the title?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Slot ‘gets up and running’ with a 1-0 win against Real Betis in front of a packed half empty stadium.

Errr.
American fans don’t jib in.
The Pittsburgh traffic is really bad.
The weather was a factor.
Most US Liverpool fans are going to the Arsenal and United games, they are drowning in games overload.

Am I doing this right?

You missed out Merseyside based Liverpool fans being refused entry due to criminal backgrounds

 

[Blueboy73]

Slot ‘gets up and running’ with a 1-0 win against Real Betis in front of a packed half empty stadium.

Errr.
American fans don’t jib in.
The Pittsburgh traffic is really bad.
The weather was a factor.
Most US Liverpool fans are going to the Arsenal and United games, they are drowning in games overload.

Am I doing this right?

Their empty seats mean more.

 

[burning blue soul]

Why is Salah wearing a tiny spoon I wonder?

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It's for his half time "snuff" doncha know!!!

 

[BrianW]

Their empty seats mean more.

Surely only because the Sheikh paid everyone in America not to go.

 

[manimanc]

Why is Salah wearing a tiny spoon I wonder?

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And he's shaved all his hair off.

Grandmaster Flash vibes yeah?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Fuck me the BBC report on their pre season game is vomit inducing.

 

[Paladin]

Fuck me the BBC report on their pre season game is vomit inducing.

I particularly liked this paragraph. "Slot delivered his instructions ... while constantly stood in the technical area and moved players into position with hand gestures and measured shouts."

Measured shouts? That's a new one. Let's see the measurements then - presumably the volume, measured in decibels.

It's worse than something you would read on a RAWK Liverpool game thread.

 

[Blueboy73]

Surely only because the Sheikh paid everyone in America not to go.

Well according to squawk, we're dirty oil cheers so maybe he paid everyone to go and watch City instead.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I particularly liked this paragraph. "Slot delivered his instructions ... while constantly stood in the technical area and moved players into position with hand gestures and measured shouts."

Measured shouts? That's a new one. Let's see the measurements then - presumably the volume, measured in decibels.

It's worse than something you would read on a RAWK Liverpool game thread.

What is a measured shout? "Move up the pitch one yard"?