shackattack
Well-Known Member
i can confirm that one of the legendary MIB leaders will not be attending the CS at wembley this sunday after being arrested at his local bingo hall. " eddie beef ( 57 yrs age ) was arrested after a violent incident at his local bingo hall on chester road manchester. mr beef commented " she shouted full house when it was clear she only had 4 corners and a snidey dobber to boot. it has been building up for weeks and were it not for my carer intervening she would have got the whole flask of horlicks make no mistake!! . mr beef who is currently on remand for a violent incident at a poundland store said he would not be attending the CS at wembley as " we have a rather pleasant tea dance at my nursing home on a sunday , and friends from london advised him on travelling as his catheter would not stand up to a 2hr train journey and a brisk walk down wembley way. a matron at the home commented " edward is a pleasant character although he was riled recently when we had new windows fitted on the sun lounge. he kept on shouting " glazers out " and only the promise of his favourite cantona bear prevented the situation escalating "