Gary James
Well-Known Member
"Bernard, Bernard... get your felt tip pens out and change this 13p printed on the Wagon Wheel packet to 18p. Also, that Best Before Date... Can you make 1974 say 1984?"I have a vision of Swales wearing his shiny suit at the cash & carry loading his Daimler with all manner of value products. The wind blowing his combover so it points to the sky looking like an exclamation mark which appears to reveal his thoughts. A smirk spreading across his face he thinks about loading up those tea trolleys with his cheap gains, his mind consumed with how much of a mark up to put on each and how to sell out but claim only 70 - 80% was sold.